[Open] Mornings, man.

[tallasaking]

Who: Tyrion, the entire fleet
Broadcast: Open, accidental
Action: Tyrion is having a bad morning.
When: This Morning.

[The recording starts with Tyrion's small, stubby hand putting the device on the edge of the sink, tilting it upwards. All you can see is the top of his damp, curly blonde head, and the top of his scar. Then there's a sigh, before there is the sound of Tyrion's steps dragging across the bathroom floor.

After that, is the scrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeech of metal being pulled across metal, as the top of Tyrion's head comes into view again. Then the stomp stomp of Tyrion climbing what can only be the stepstool, and his tired face and slightly bloodshot eyes. He's not drunk, that much is clear, just ... tired.

He eyes the camera, and states flatly.]

There must be some universe ... where all things, can be available, according to height.

[And with that, he begins to clean his face, turning off the camera.]

Comments

Re: video

[survivalistcookbook]

[That's clearly a curious look - which makes since, if the man's an engineer himself. Without commentary, Eugene obliges the study, straightening the knee and rotating his leg one way, then the other.]

Hold on. Are you saying that hypothetically? Or did you bring up the idea already and your crew voted it down?

[Because if it's the latter - um. Wow. Condolences on your ship full of entitled shits, man.]

Re: video

[tallasaking]

[Fascinating bit of engineering. Tyrion wouldn't mind taking a look if the man did not find it intrusive. Which, he might after they were better acquainted.]

Oh yes, I am clearly speaking hypothetically. My crew is nothing if not a generous lot.

[Seriously, they are all ... fairly decent and giving people. He's not entirely sure what he is doing here.]

video

[survivalistcookbook]

[Show-and-Tell over, Eugene flips the device back around, smiling to himself.]

In that case, I guess you've got a pet project for yourself. Just in case building weapons was getting boring.

Re: video

[tallasaking]

Building weapons is never boring - but I admit I am in need of varying projects that are not 'make sure the engines go ping'. I am quite good at making them go 'ping'.

Re: video

[survivalistcookbook]

Oh, yeah, I'm a big fan of the 'ping.' [He nods sagely.] I understand it's one of those key elements of us, you know, not freezing to death in outer space.

Re: video

[tallasaking]

[Now he's going to make a face. He always makes a face when someone reminds him that they are in the middle of an airless vacuum.]

... Quite so. And I like to keep all my elements sharp.