tallasaking: (Oh bitch please)
Tyrion Lannister, The Imp ([personal profile] tallasaking) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-01-06 04:54 pm

[Open] Mornings, man.

Who: Tyrion, the entire fleet
Broadcast: Open, accidental
Action: Tyrion is having a bad morning.
When: This Morning.

[The recording starts with Tyrion's small, stubby hand putting the device on the edge of the sink, tilting it upwards. All you can see is the top of his damp, curly blonde head, and the top of his scar. Then there's a sigh, before there is the sound of Tyrion's steps dragging across the bathroom floor.

After that, is the scrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeech of metal being pulled across metal, as the top of Tyrion's head comes into view again. Then the stomp stomp of Tyrion climbing what can only be the stepstool, and his tired face and slightly bloodshot eyes. He's not drunk, that much is clear, just ... tired.

He eyes the camera, and states flatly.]

There must be some universe ... where all things, can be available, according to height.

[And with that, he begins to clean his face, turning off the camera.]
wolfuncaged: (Default)

[personal profile] wolfuncaged 2016-01-23 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's absolutely irritating.

[But hey, it's said fondly so points for him.]
wolfuncaged: (And it's raging)

[personal profile] wolfuncaged 2016-01-24 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You know I would never decline such a generous offer, Tyrion.