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driftfleet2014-12-27 12:53 pm
thespaceopera) wrote in driftfleet2014-12-27 12:53 pm
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Let it snow, Let it snow...
[didn't one of these broadcasts happen only a few days ago? and it's still not occurring on a Friday as it should, but at least it's closer to the mark this time.
a little later than it normally airs, the usual jingle rings out from the speakers, announcing this week's Shuffle. and as the Marsiva finally draws close to leaving the current planet's orbit, the static heralding the broadcast is worst than ever. Diamond is several words into her script before it becomes clear enough to understand.]
--and this week we have another whole slew of new faces! Five of them, to be exact. Isn't that exciting? It's almost as if the Fleet is getting ready for something important, isn't it?
[no background laughter, no sound effects. just Diamond's own little anticipatory hum of glee.]
We've lost a few faces this week, but their places have quickly been filled with new blood. ...I'm sure you all won't mind the switch!
And I do hope that everyone is getting along with their new crewmates, because there are a lot of them. A few of our ships have even hit max capacity! So, you'll have to start migrating to empty ships or upgrade your current one with more room, if it's getting too crowded for you.
...Speaking of getting crowded-- if any of you are thinking of stowing living creatures away on your ship, be sure to refer to the 'pet ownership' section of your contract. A few small, important changes have recently been made, so please make yourself acquainted with them to avoid any unfortunate fines.
And a final note to captains: please make sure that your newest crewmembers know to jettison their sweaters before-- [and returning static eats up the remainder of the message. ...and of course, no contract or any mention of pets can be found anywhere on the network. oops!]
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a little later than it normally airs, the usual jingle rings out from the speakers, announcing this week's Shuffle. and as the Marsiva finally draws close to leaving the current planet's orbit, the static heralding the broadcast is worst than ever. Diamond is several words into her script before it becomes clear enough to understand.]
--and this week we have another whole slew of new faces! Five of them, to be exact. Isn't that exciting? It's almost as if the Fleet is getting ready for something important, isn't it?
[no background laughter, no sound effects. just Diamond's own little anticipatory hum of glee.]
We've lost a few faces this week, but their places have quickly been filled with new blood. ...I'm sure you all won't mind the switch!
And I do hope that everyone is getting along with their new crewmates, because there are a lot of them. A few of our ships have even hit max capacity! So, you'll have to start migrating to empty ships or upgrade your current one with more room, if it's getting too crowded for you.
...Speaking of getting crowded-- if any of you are thinking of stowing living creatures away on your ship, be sure to refer to the 'pet ownership' section of your contract. A few small, important changes have recently been made, so please make yourself acquainted with them to avoid any unfortunate fines.
And a final note to captains: please make sure that your newest crewmembers know to jettison their sweaters before-- [and returning static eats up the remainder of the message. ...and of course, no contract or any mention of pets can be found anywhere on the network. oops!]
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[she holds up a finger as well, mirroring...]
I think those might explode.
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What?!
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[s-she scurries out of the doorway. maybe it got moved to the kitchen!]
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( Ella runs the other way, since hers is still sitting IN HER ROOM OH NO??? )
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... She tosses in a few of the bobbleheads too... )
Krista! Look, if you can hear me, and get your mittens over here, I can send them all outside the ship!
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Oh my god it was in the freezer. How did it even get there?
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( Maybe it was Henry MAYBE IT WAS THE PRODUCERS FOR THIS SHOW she has no idea by this point in time. )
Pretty mittens. Look, toss those down here, I can activate the controls from the panels -
( Since she can. Thank you, augmentation, for letting Eleanor of Frell have the freedom to beam some sweaters and mittens the heck out of here. )
- to send them all out. Have you heard from Henry?
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( That said, she's now working at the controls and punching in an access code she has memorized that really, really never was memorized before this whole reality show space insanity. )
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Who would even do that to people?