these are the days, it never rains but it pours...

[falconing]

Who: The crew of the Huntress and all visitors!
Action: On board the Huntress.
When: The month of January!

It's a mingle! For our new crew, resolving various catastrophes, and assuring Han Solo he made the correct decision in becoming a good person. Please send help.

Comments

[fishwife]

It's not like I have much else! I lost my entire collection of weapons when they dragged me here. [She sighs wistfully as she runs the flaming pot under some water.] Where am I going to find a set of tiny battleaxes? Or machetes?

[avaricious]

Seems like you should have been down on the planet. You might have found some nice, shiny and sharp souvenirs down there.

[Greed doesn't really do weapons, what with his own powers. Though he is packing a standard sidearm thanks to their new security grunt.]

[fishwife]

I was! And believe me, I've been grabbing what I can. But they still don't have tiny machetes or lances or hammers...

[Another long-suffering sigh. She sets the pot down to soak.]

So, what's your name? Afraid I didn't catch it.

[avaricious]

The name is Greed. I'm the captain of this here tub.

[Which he figures she should have known that already, but eh. He's been so caught up with the other troublemakers on the ship, he hasn't had much reason to bother with the cook.]

[fishwife]

I'm Undyne.

I thought the captain was the little sneezing monster kid. [She eyes him.] Any reason for the change?

[avaricious]

[A shrug.] The blue lint magnet is a swell kid, I'll give him that. But he's not exactly leadership material.

[When clearly Greed is. He just oozes confidence.]

[fishwife]

Hah! How do you know that? You can't tell if someone's a leader or not just by what they look like.

[She leans in, grinning with far more teeth than is natural.]

It takes more than acting like you have a sledgehammer in your pants to make a good leader.

[avaricious]

[Greed is unfazed. His own grin is limited only by this fleshy human body which he was placed inside.]

I gave him his chance. The kid didn't have the stones to man up. Like I said - he's a sweet kid. But not the kind you want in charge when it matters.