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[eyeforaneye]

Who: Uchiha Sasuke
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: Marsiva
When: This very moment.

(broadcast)

[ Sure there are bound to be the occasional less-than-thrilling broadcasts but this one may be a new low, with the camera focused in on a nondescript blob that turns out -- with some acquired distance -- to be a knee. The feed shakes then and there's the loud metallic tap tap of the device being knocked against the framework of one of the generic cots aboard the Marsiva. Tap. Tap. Tap. The only other sound is that of the painfully bland music in the background, without a word being spoken.

At least this inept user finally turns the communicator around to inspect it at another angle, granting any viewer a flash of dark and impractically spiked hair before the camera then focuses on equally shadowed eyes and a severe expression.

No, he's not going to panic. He probably already did that internally before he even tried to figure out the communicator less than successfully. Send aid. ]

(action)

[ Sasuke will be easy to encounter either sitting on that cot and fiddling with his communicator, exploring the bay thoroughly, or staring with incredible and difficult-to-read intensity out into the murky void of space. Godspeed. ]

Comments

[Video]

[jamminshield]

[A young boy looks into the video feed, and he seems to be absolutely in awe of this sight.]

Whoa! Your hair's so cool. It's like you're an anime!

[Video] 1/2

[eyeforaneye]

[Video]

[eyeforaneye]

Your reference means nothing to me.

What do you want?

[Video]

[jamminshield]

That's okay. I'll show you sometime if we find anything.

What I want? Hmmm...

I wanna be friends!

[Video] 1/4

[eyeforaneye]

[Video]

[eyeforaneye]

[Video] almost there

[eyeforaneye]

[Video] fin

[eyeforaneye]

Go away.

[Video]

[jamminshield]

[Steven laughs.]

You're a riot! Okay, so, what's your name? Or should I just call you Mr. Cool? Coolio!

[Video]

[eyeforaneye]

You can call me nothing.

... Which button ends this?

[Video]

[jamminshield]

Ummm... There isn't a button! To end it, you have to say a voice command.

It goes like this: "Steven Quartz Universe is my new BFF!"

[Video]

[eyeforaneye]

. . .

So you've turned to mocking me, then.

[Video]

[jamminshield]

S-sorry! I didn't mean to mock... I just wanted to play around!

[Video]

[eyeforaneye]

Now you are learning that there are consequences to your actions.

[ this is like aggro Pearl ]

[Video]

[jamminshield]

[Steven squees.]

You're giving me wise lessons reluctantly! Thank you so much, Mr. Cool!

[Video] 1/2

[eyeforaneye]

[ fuCK ]

[Video] 2/2

[eyeforaneye]

Don't call me that.

[Video]

[jamminshield]

Okay! So then, how about Coolio?

[Video]

[eyeforaneye]

Don't you have something else you should be doing?

[Video]

[jamminshield]

That's right! I promised that I would make at least one new cool friend today.

...Oh wait, I already am!

[Video]

[eyeforaneye]

There's something about you that's very damaged.

[Video]

[jamminshield]

[He pauses for a moment and then shrugs.]

Nope! Everything seems to be in working order.

[Video]

[eyeforaneye]

Understand and accept when someone doesn't want to befriend you.

[Video]

[jamminshield]

...That lesson doesn't sound as cool...

[Video]

[eyeforaneye]

It's part of life. Aren't you just trying to exert your will over mine in the long run? [ like NARUTO ]