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[eyeforaneye]

Who: Uchiha Sasuke
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: Marsiva
When: This very moment.

(broadcast)

[ Sure there are bound to be the occasional less-than-thrilling broadcasts but this one may be a new low, with the camera focused in on a nondescript blob that turns out -- with some acquired distance -- to be a knee. The feed shakes then and there's the loud metallic tap tap of the device being knocked against the framework of one of the generic cots aboard the Marsiva. Tap. Tap. Tap. The only other sound is that of the painfully bland music in the background, without a word being spoken.

At least this inept user finally turns the communicator around to inspect it at another angle, granting any viewer a flash of dark and impractically spiked hair before the camera then focuses on equally shadowed eyes and a severe expression.

No, he's not going to panic. He probably already did that internally before he even tried to figure out the communicator less than successfully. Send aid. ]

(action)

[ Sasuke will be easy to encounter either sitting on that cot and fiddling with his communicator, exploring the bay thoroughly, or staring with incredible and difficult-to-read intensity out into the murky void of space. Godspeed. ]

Comments

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[eyeforaneye]

Your ability to name your comrades is not contingent upon that.

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[nextlineis]

Uh, it kinda is though? I don't know anything about you. I'm fine with saying there are people here that I know from home, but I'm not going to give you their names and run the chance of you bothering them.

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[eyeforaneye]

So if I tell you my name you'll cooperate? Is that your point?

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[nextlineis]

Not a guarantee, but it's not a bad place to start.

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[eyeforaneye]

Uchiha Sasuke. I don't have a nickname.

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[nextlineis]

[Well, maybe if you were less of a grump!!]

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll earn one if you stick around here long enough.

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[eyeforaneye]

My name serves its purpose well enough and I prefer it as it is.

[ Somehow he's still proud of it... even if the Uchiha have shown a certain proclivity for batshit insanity. ]

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[nextlineis]

Yeah, yeah...

[Don't worry, Sasuke. You're in space now. They can find a way to remove the stick out from up your ass. They have the technology.]

Where are you from, Uchiho?

[Oh did he do that on purpose? Maybe. Maybe he did.]

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[eyeforaneye]

. . .

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[eyeforaneye]

It's Uchiha.

Uchiha Sasuke. [ The beginning of the end. ]

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[nextlineis]

That's what I said. [No it isn't, you little shit.] Anyway, where are you from?

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[eyeforaneye]

My answers come after yours. I gave you my name, now give a real response to my question.

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[nextlineis]

Well, one of them is Caesar. [So. Someone you already know and are talking to.] So. Where're you from?

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[eyeforaneye]

Ah. That guy. [ Gr... eat... ]

I share a world with Yamanaka Ino.

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[nextlineis]

Hold on. You know Ino?

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[eyeforaneye]

We lived in the same village for several years.

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[nextlineis]

I bet you got all sorts of dirt on her, don't you?

[He's grinning wickedly at this point. He's a good friend, honest...]

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[eyeforaneye]

That's your immediate concern?

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[nextlineis]

Yep! So c'mon, spill! You gotta have something!

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[eyeforaneye]

I have been given zero incentive to do that for you.

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[nextlineis]

What do I gotta do then?

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[eyeforaneye]

Describe your world, your function in it, and give the rest of the names of the people here that lived there.

Then I'll tell you.

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[nextlineis]

[Ugh, that's so much... Watch out world, here comes Joseph Joestar haggling.]

Look, there's no way I can tell you what my world is like. It's too big and I haven't seen enough of it to tell you all that.

[Also hell if he really knows what his whole role is in the world. That's definitely deeper than Joseph's willing to go.]

I'll tell you what I can do and I'll tell you the names of the other two people, but that's it.

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[eyeforaneye]

Very well. We'll simplify it to whatever you would call your 'job'.

Now go ahead. [ This may be the first time Sasuke has given into a haggling attempt. ]

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[nextlineis]

[Well, this is the first time Joseph's ever managed to successfully haggle anything with anyone, so what a good day it is!]

The other two people are Suzie and Lisa Lisa.

As for my job... [Joseph laughs impishly and smirks. He just played a trick and is getting away with it.] Well, the joke's on you because I don't have a job!