/takes the huntress out back and buries it (jan mingle pt. II)

[scrubscrub]

Who: Anyone on the SS Huntress! Crew and visitors.
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Huntress
When: More of January! We got three new crew mates and it will be messy.

IT'S ANOTHER MINGLE FOR OUR EVER-EXPANDING SHIP.

Also, we need an update on how well Koala is doing at pinball.

God, help this ship.

Comments

[honorbends]

[ who

the fuck is this and why is she pointing a ladle at him

zuko stares for a long moment before turning slightly to look behind him, because surely she's not talking to him, and -- ]

... uh.

[ and he turns back to her, confused ]

I don't even live here.

[fishwife]

[That ladle is about an inch from his face now.]

All the more reason for you to SNEAK INTO MY KITCHEN and TAKE THINGS APART. Isn't that right?!

[She grins and it's full of way too many needle-sharp teeth.]

Do you have an alibi?

[honorbends]

[ okay, the ladle is officially too close to his face, and zuko reaches up a hand and shoves it aside with a scowl. ]

I'm not Uchiha Sasuke.

[ that's it

that's his alibi

that's the whole thing ]

Who are you?

[fishwife]

What.

[She pulls back.]

Undyne, ship cook. Are you... Are you saying the new guy did this?

[honorbends]

Probably. He's weird.

[ zuko adores sasuke but he's a fucking weirdo ]

I'm sure he'll fix it.