/takes the huntress out back and buries it (jan mingle pt. II)

[scrubscrub]

Who: Anyone on the SS Huntress! Crew and visitors.
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Huntress
When: More of January! We got three new crew mates and it will be messy.

IT'S ANOTHER MINGLE FOR OUR EVER-EXPANDING SHIP.

Also, we need an update on how well Koala is doing at pinball.

God, help this ship.

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[avaricious]

Ugh, what the hell is this? Ectoplasm?

[Greed steps back to turn over his hand and stare in disgust at his now damp sleeves. He shakes his hand to dry it, but he is utterly disgusted. The last thing he wanted around was some liquid ghost -

UNLESS.]

Zules, if this is your version of payback, I'm gonna put you on toilet duty for a month.

[nerdeology]

[He has no idea what that means, but at least he's not getting attacked. It didn't even connect properly, and his arm's still sore. This guy hits hard.

He does nothing for a long moment, then crouches down, pressing his palm against the floor. A chill spreads from his skin to the metal, and as he lifts his hand back, it leaves a thin circle of condensation behind.

And now he waits a moment to make sure he's not about to get punched again, because no thanks.]

[avaricious]

[Greed was ready for another attack, except he had no idea where to look. He's coiled like he's going to attack again, but an agitated Ling looms back into control again. He can still tell where this so called 'ghost' is and he has good reason to believe it's not Lapis. Nothing about her powers indicated she could transfer her spiritual energy into water.

So a cautious Ling crouches down to where the condensation has formed. He touches his hand to it in curiosity. Chilly.]

That was you, wasn't it? You're trying to communicate, aren't you?

[nerdeology]

[...Now that is interesting. Is this that other voice he'd been talking about? The 'conscience'. Thank goodness he seems to be the sensible one.

Relieved, he starts with something simple: with his finger, he traces Y E S into the condensation.]

[avaricious]

[Well shit, it really is a ghost.

Ling ignored his other half. He gave an understanding nod.]

Are you hurt?

[He doesn't know much about ghosts - but he didn't think they were actually ever solid enough to hit. He had felt the hit that Greed had delivered. That couldn't have been pleasant.]

[nerdeology]

[Not in the strictest sense of the word. He'd been protected by seraphic artes, and if there was any lasting damage, he can heal it properly later. Since this one actually seems to care a little, there's no sense in being unkind.

He clears the text away and replaces it with NO. Then, as an afterthought, he adds DON'T ATTACK. If they can avoid a repeat of that nonsense, he'd appreciate it.]

[avaricious]

[Well shit. Greed is interested now. And it's only going to get more confusing as he takes over. Now that Ling has established communication - he's pretty irrelevant at this point.]

Don't give me a reason to, pal. Why are you haunting me?

[nerdeology]

[Great, he gets to deal with the violent one again.

He's not sure if he should bother dispelling the misunderstanding here- if people want to assume he's some kind of ghost, he doesn't care. It's not that different from back home, though it's a little insulting- ghosts are a type of hellion, after all. He's not here to argue semantics, though- just to prevent further conflict.

NOT HAUNTING

NEW CREW

That's the word for it, right?]

[avaricious]

... huh, so I got a ghost guy now. [Greed rubs his chin thoughtfully. That's actually pretty fucking awesome.]

Well, you're in luck, because I'm your new captain. My name is Greed. Yours?

[nerdeology]

[Oh god, this is the captain? What the hell is with this ship. Who elected him!?

Mikleo sighs. Better than the guy taking swings at him, but... ghost guy. Is that really how it is, now?

MIKLEO]

[avaricious]

[Greed feels like he should know that name already. But... nothing comes to mind. Oh well.]

Augment?

[nerdeology]

[Ugh. Ugh. Don't remind him that the augment is even a thing. He's still grossed out by the alien tech they somehow got into his head. But everyone's in the same boat, so...

COMMUNICATIONS

He knows it's ironic, okay.]

[avaricious]

[Greed linefaces. First the psycho cook, then the cowardly security officer, and now an invisible silent comms officer.]

Well. That's a fucking disaster.

[... at least they still have Kurt?]

[nerdeology]

[Have an invisible shrug. He knows, he knows.

DIDN'T PICK IT]

[avaricious]

We never do, pal.

[So, communications is a bust. But on the other hand...]

So, seeing as you're invisible, you could go anywhere you like, right?

[He isn't sure how to use this just yet... but it could be pretty amazing. Especially since he has Ling around to prevent that being used against himself.]

[nerdeology]

[...He's not sure he likes where this is going, but... he's not wrong.

MORE OR LESS

Don't think he's going to do anything weird for you just because you're the captain.]

[avaricious]

Here's the problem - we've already got a comms guy. Blue fuzzy kid - kind of a pushover. He's already got the job down. But you, Mickey - well, you're something special. We could get some really good use out of someone doing intel.

[Intel like... existing around the ship and just observing when no one else can see. It's the kind of thing that Greed needs. To make sure no one is plotting against him.]

[nerdeology]

[Yeah, he knew it.

HOW SUSPICIOUS

You are being sketchy as heck, Greed.

And now someone else is calling him Mickey. Why does he always end up with the nicknames!?]

[avaricious]

We've been kidnapped by aliens. We gotta use every angle we got, right?

[It's for the greater good, Mickey. Go with him on this.]

[nerdeology]

[He does not believe you in the slightest.

WE'LL SEE

Nooooot making any promises.]

[avaricious]

[Greed is only out for the greater good. Somehow no one ever believes that. The greater good is Greed getting everything he wants, okay.

Still, he shrugs.]

That other guy you were talking to - he's Ling. Seeing as the kid could sense your presence, there might be others who can. Anyone managed to pick you out yet?

[nerdeology]

[Hmm. So far the prospects are not looking great. ...Or they are looking great, probably, from Greed's perspective.

UNDYNE CAN SEE ME

The rest, he's not sure about just yet.]

[avaricious]

Her, huh? [She was scaly, but she hadn't struck him as anything special. Just a pretty wild chimera. Still... he was less concerned about her.]

Hope she didn't try to filet you.

[nerdeology]

[Hah... he'd kind of expected her to, though. Apparently even hellion-looking creatures can surprise you.

SHE'S OKAY]

[avaricious]

She's mouthy as hell, but she's a lady after my own heart. Glad to hear you get on well.

[Believe or not, but he doesn't want discord among the ranks.]