/takes the huntress out back and buries it (jan mingle pt. II)

[scrubscrub]

Who: Anyone on the SS Huntress! Crew and visitors.
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Huntress
When: More of January! We got three new crew mates and it will be messy.

IT'S ANOTHER MINGLE FOR OUR EVER-EXPANDING SHIP.

Also, we need an update on how well Koala is doing at pinball.

God, help this ship.

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[fishwife]

[She seems genuine, if a bit... intense.]

If you feel the urge, I made some spaghetti. It's in the fridge. [She jerks a thumb in the direction of the kitchen.] It isn't weaponized this time.

[nerdeology]

[Wait, what]

Why would spaghetti be weaponized?

[fishwife]

Too much cayenne? [She shrugs.]

[nerdeology]

[Good grief.]

How do you cook here? I've never seen equipment like this before.

[Stoves are fine and all, but where do you light the fire??]

[fishwife]

Oh, you're a bumpkin! Here, let me show you.

[She reaches over to one of the many knobs on it... and turns it all the way up.

The burner promptly bursts into flame.]

Easy as pie.

[nerdeology]

[OH MY GOD HOW]

Wh- that's dangerous!!

[He lifts his hand, summoning an arte, and water splashes all over the stove, replacing the fire with a puff of black smoke.]

[fishwife]

Hey! Was that really necessary?

[Undyne turns the oven off with another spin of the knob, so that the steam will abate.]

At least you can control the amount of fire this way. It's safer than an open fire! [A pause.] As long as you don't cook something too long, that is.

[nerdeology]

The stove was on fire. How was it not necessary!?

[And this is their cook!? How are any of the humans still alive...]

[fishwife]

It's supposed to do that! That's how it cooks! I had it handled, anyway.

[A very good question.]

[nerdeology]

If you use a fire like that then the food will get burned!

[SHE'S WORSE THAN SOREY WHAT THE HECK]

[fishwife]

Are you sure? Sometimes it just cooks faster.

[oh my god.]

[nerdeology]

It doesn't-

[HRRRGHHHHHH. This person is a trial already.]

Faster does not equal better.

[fishwife]

[She considers... and then she lifts her hands in a gesture of surrender.]

All right, fine. Why don't you show me how it's done?