/takes the huntress out back and buries it (jan mingle pt. II)

[scrubscrub]

Who: Anyone on the SS Huntress! Crew and visitors.
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Huntress
When: More of January! We got three new crew mates and it will be messy.

IT'S ANOTHER MINGLE FOR OUR EVER-EXPANDING SHIP.

Also, we need an update on how well Koala is doing at pinball.

God, help this ship.

Comments

[waterwing]

[ At least someone gets it. ]

Water has better things to do. [ lapis pls ] Humans need it to survive too, don't they? Why would they put waste in something that helps them live?

[eyeforaneye]

Because there's an abundance of water. It's a renewable source that can be cleaned, filtered, and assigned a new purpose.

Getting rid of waste is important, just like having water to drink and bathe is important.

[waterwing]

You just told me I shouldn't waste it. [ If it's so abundant, why did it matter if she kept flushing it away? Better to spare that water from the fate of carrying waste! ]

[eyeforaneye]

It's more limited in this ship, at least.

Because, what you were doing is irritating. [ THE REAL REASON REVEALS ITSELF ]

[waterwing]

Well - you're irritating me!

[ Ah, the art of the comeback. ]

[eyeforaneye]

I know. I can see that.

But I've answered your questions and done nothing to harm you, so you should take a moment to breathe.

[waterwing]

[ SHE DOESN'T BREATHE, SHE HAS NO LUNGS ]

Why? [ ...Oh. ] Did you...need to use this room? To get rid of your waste?

[eyeforaneye]

[ There isn't a room big enough to purge Uchiha Sasuke of his bullshit. ]

. . .

No. I don't.

[waterwing]

...Oh. Okay. [ That's good enough for her, apparently.If he wants her to take a breather, she will!

...By flushing the toilet again. ]

[eyeforaneye]

...

Is this really how you want to focus on water?

[waterwing]

I don't exactly have a lot of options here.

[eyeforaneye]

You have the option to walk away and stop flushing the fucking toilet.

[waterwing]

And I'm going to do what I want! You can't stop me!

[eyeforaneye]

Are you always this argumentative?