/takes the huntress out back and buries it (jan mingle pt. II)

[scrubscrub]

Who: Anyone on the SS Huntress! Crew and visitors.
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Huntress
When: More of January! We got three new crew mates and it will be messy.

IT'S ANOTHER MINGLE FOR OUR EVER-EXPANDING SHIP.

Also, we need an update on how well Koala is doing at pinball.

God, help this ship.

Comments

[monolike]

Actually, that looks like a lot of fire. I'm just gonna- excuse me. [He's gonna just grab a nearby tablecloth and just. Try to smother this- how did this plastic bowl catch on fire, it is plastic there was fire nowhere else around it]

I'm Sorey! [he calls over his frantically cheerful damage control] What's your name!

[fishwife]

... Actually, you're right. Crap!

[He's got the tablecloth so she goes for filling the nearest pot full of water. She yells back over the rush of the faucet.]

Undyne! It's nice to meet you!

[She tosses the water onto the fire, which... seems to help, but it's not quite enough so back to the sink she goes.]

I swear I'm not a bad cook! I'm just occasionally bad!

[monolike]

That's okay! [The fire is kinda going out, though the tablecloth is really starting to stink up the room because it's partially that shitty vinyl crap. At least the fire is going out though, that's the important thing.] One time? I was trying to make ice cream and it came out black. It was vanilla! How does a person make vanilla ice cream turn black?

[uh okay the tablecloth is smoking, he's just gonna- excuse, he's just gonna shove this into the sink also]

[fishwife]

[She dumps more water on the fire, which is now officially out. The kitchen's full of black smoke though and... well, Koala's probably going to cry again.]

I'm more of a hot food person. I even had my fridge modified so it'd keep food warm instead of cold! I miss it.

[She glances back at Sorey.]

Thanks for helping with the fire! Are you new to the crew or just visiting?

[monolike]

[isn't that like an oven, like that's basically an oven

You know what though? They are smudged and the room stinks and is a complete mess and there is nothing edible in here but they are alive. And Sorey can find the silver lining on a goddamn tornado, so he's going to count this as a tentative success.]

Just visiting! Do you know Mikleo? He's new crew, and he's a friend of mine from home.

[fishwife]

[... Yes. Yes it is. Or maybe like those hot racks they have in convenience stores that keep things warm. She switches on the kitchen fan so at least the smoke can begin to clear out.]

Oh, Mikleo! The seraph! He ought to be a monster like me, but he looks like a human. Pretty interesting, huh?

[She's ... honestly cut from the same cloth as Sorey in some ways, so she just grins and holds out her hand for a shake.]

Does he always worry so much?

[monolike]

[Sorey recoils on reflex at her calling Mikleo a monster, but the way she says it...]

Yeah, he can sometimes. [he leans over to grab her hand and give it a shake. he's getting lots of practice with that] So, that's what your people are called? Monsters?

[fishwife]

Yep! Humans live on the surface, and monsters lived underground. Until recently, anyway. [She waves a hand.] Long story.

I still get screamed at sometimes, but it's not that bad. The surface is awesome enough to make up for it!