/takes the huntress out back and buries it (jan mingle pt. II)

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Who: Anyone on the SS Huntress! Crew and visitors.
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Huntress
When: More of January! We got three new crew mates and it will be messy.

IT'S ANOTHER MINGLE FOR OUR EVER-EXPANDING SHIP.

Also, we need an update on how well Koala is doing at pinball.

God, help this ship.

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Have a little faith in me, kid! See, we're already in space, right?

[At least now as he tries to get a handle on the controls there's less things to crash into. At least until they start picking up speed.

But first thing's first...]

Now which one of these is the Iskaulit...

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[She looks calm. But her fingers are squeezing rather intensely into the top of the backseat.]

Ah, yes! Faith! I will have faith! Yes, sir!

[avaricious]

Hold on, kid! I think I've got the hang of this!

[Um did they almost hit the Paisley? Maybe, but who cares. Just gonna slip around the Vanquish up there, try not to get too close to the Marsiva (it's practically the barn door in this scenario), and hey is that the Iskaulit up ahead? Let's try to figure out which side has the docking bay.

Maybe we'll just circle it a few times while Greed has his eyes glued to the window searching... searching...]

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[OH MY GOOOOOOOD.

She is internally praying to whatever is out there to keep her alive.

Because she traveled a very long way, to die in such a cruel twist of events!!!!

But anyway, she's practically a wet cat latched onto a leg. Only it's Greed's chair.]

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[After circling the Iskaulit another seven times like an old person looking for the best parking place, Greed finally takes them in. What no one ever considers in space is that there is no up or down which makes everything more confusing than it should be and nobody ever puts up signs saying which way rightside up is on a ship. So when they fly into the docking bay, the shuttle is upside down. This is annoying because it's not exactly easy to flip the shuttle over inside, so they have to fly back out, do a loop to get oriented, and then fly back inside. Their shuttle manages to land on top of some important equipment. Oh well!

Greed disembarks triumphantly!]

See now? Told you it'd be easy!

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[Koala follows with a considerable display of sea legs.]

Y-you're aaabsolutely right, Mr. Greed. You're always riiight...

[sway, sway

... She's kind of green-faced, actually. What a ride.

Stay strong, Koala...!]

[avaricious]

[She looks pretty unstable, so Greed just plants a hand on her head to stabilize her and direct her as they walk.]

Some good sense, at last. Let's say we got find a drink first before we go start exploring. You're looking kind of green just now.

[He may be lousy in a shuttle, but Greed always knows how to find a bar and he leads them with expert precision to where they might select a beverage.]

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[JUST A LITTLE GREEN, IT'S ALL GOOD.]

I-isn't bars for older people?

[Maybe she remembers these places incorrectly.]

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[Eh? Oh... right. Greed gives Koala a measuring look and tries to decide how much shit he'd get for giving her a sip of booze.

... not worth it.]

We'll find you a juicebox or something.

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... I do enjoy juice quite a lot.

[Clearly, she is appeased. She gives a slight smile and hurries beside Greed, and without thinking much about it, she reaches to grip his hand to follow; it's what she did with Hachi and Aladdin often enough, though she was still nervous about reaching for Mr. Tiger's. Or Arlong's. Never Arlong's.]

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[... oh, is this kid holding his hand? Is that a thing that's happening now? Greed glances down with wide eyed surprise. He's never really had to deal with kids before and it's alarming how quickly they can grow to accept just about anyone. Damn.

Even though his fingers loop around her hand, he is quick to turn his head as if this was the most natural thing in the world. At least until they arrived at the bar where he ordered a mug of beer for himself and somehow even a juicebox for the brat.]

Well, I hope ya like apple. Cuz that's all they've got.

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I'll like anything you have to offer, Mr. Greed, I promise!

[So don't even worry. She'll make herself motherfucking love apple juice, if it comes to that. But regardless, she's pleased anyway. Wandering is actually very nice; she did some of that with the Sun Pirates.]