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[birdsbirdsbirds]

Who: Robin
Broadcast: Text
Action: None
When: At around 2:30am (central atroma time?)

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[in the dead of night, a single line of text appears posted on the network:]

I thnk he lickedmy eye







[ ... no, seriously, that's it. that's the text. thank goodness we have this miraculous technology to communicate our important thoughts. notably, if anyone tries replying, it'll take him a good eight hours of game time to finally respond.]

Comments

action??;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[first, there's a silence. and then, there's someone climbing the rungs of a ladder. and then, called obnoxiously from down the hall:]

I am not here to play orifice roulette, motherfucker!

trash;

[heresyandlace]

[--and this is the sound of someone choking, upon having laughed something into their lungs]

garbage;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Yeah, you better choke.

[it takes all of his (admittedly lacking) self-control to not tack "on a dick" to the end of that. Tek can hear him slide back down the ladder and into his hatch-room.]

Threadjack

[lostthebet]

[Distantly, maybe from a room down the hall, or possibly the bridge, just distant enough that he could hear the exclamation, comes an enthusiastic response;]

"You can have the hammer and the money, or you can walk out, but you can't have both!"

Laughing

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[yelled back in that direction without a second of hesitation:]

You keep your smarmy robot ass out of this!

ANOTHER Threadjack

[bb_wolf]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOU!