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[birdsbirdsbirds]

Who: Robin
Broadcast: Text
Action: None
When: At around 2:30am (central atroma time?)

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[in the dead of night, a single line of text appears posted on the network:]

I thnk he lickedmy eye







[ ... no, seriously, that's it. that's the text. thank goodness we have this miraculous technology to communicate our important thoughts. notably, if anyone tries replying, it'll take him a good eight hours of game time to finally respond.]

Comments

text;

[mylegacy]

Being half-asleep is no excuse for letting someone lick your eyeball.

text;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

How often does eyeball licking happen in your life for you to have a metric for that?

text;

[mylegacy]

That's a very personal question.

text;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

You're a very personal question.

text;

[mylegacy]

I'm choosing to take that as a compliment.

text;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Oh, you can take it however you want.

text;

[mylegacy]

That's very generous of you. I would not be in such a giving mood if I'd just had my eye licked.

text;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Trust me, it's not generosity.

text;

[mylegacy]

No? Then what?

text;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Indulgence.

That you can take as a compliment.

text;

[mylegacy]

But when are you not indulging, pettirosso?

text;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Are you kidding? This is me on good behavior.

text;

[mylegacy]

That's a little terrifying.