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[birdsbirdsbirds]

Who: Robin
Broadcast: Text
Action: None
When: At around 2:30am (central atroma time?)

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[in the dead of night, a single line of text appears posted on the network:]

I thnk he lickedmy eye







[ ... no, seriously, that's it. that's the text. thank goodness we have this miraculous technology to communicate our important thoughts. notably, if anyone tries replying, it'll take him a good eight hours of game time to finally respond.]

Comments

text;

[merchantprince]

Congratulations on discovering a new fetish.

text;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

If only I were so lucky.

text;

[merchantprince]

Oh, come on. We all know you're a deviant. Denying the truth won't do you any favors. Embrace it.

text;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Yeah, but there's kinks, and then there's pinkeye.

Of all the things to lick, eyeballs are such a disappointing option.

text;

[merchantprince]

Yeah, you've got a point there.

Should I send over some lab support to make sure you don't have any diseases?

text;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Thank you, but I have a doctor. And he's already said too much. I will manage.

text;

[merchantprince]

[If only Robin could hear him laughing. Of course, Varric will always have a laugh at Robin's expense, but whatever.]

There's a guy from my world who can heal the clap. I'm just saying.