video;

[scrubscrub]

Who: Koala and you.
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: N/A unless you want to do ship stuff idk.
When: Today!! Or something.

[Hello everyone it's your fave weird smiling 11-year-old.]

I... just wanted to say — I did it, Mr. Greed! I finally got Top 10 in pinball, sir, just like you requested! [It's true, thanks to Han she's completely overtaken the scoreboards; hallelujah.] I, um, got all top 10 spots, too! Just in case you wanted me to have all ten... I'm sorry, my memory's a little fuzzy... I'm very sorry! But I did it. I'm glad I can finally move on to my next chore on my to-do list... I keep hearing these distant pinball machine noises in my head, b-but then I realize I'm just tired.

I didn't know games would be so hard! It was very frustrating... I almost frowned through it...

[She chucks very faintly, smiling wide.]

It's too bad that we're no longer near a planet. I-I think my crew would be very happy to have more games on board, like pinball. Or maybe better smelling clothing detergent. I like the kind that smells like flowers. I'll remember for the next place we stop by!

[AH, RIGHT. ANYWAY.]

Actually, I was... going to come on here for a request. If that's okay.

Ah. Well.

....

We need a new blender on the Huntress.

...

A-and if anyone has any spare table cloths, we could trade for those as well. There are large holes in the table currently.

...

And if anyone has something to help remove scorch marks...

[This ship is a f$%*ing mess.]

Comments

[private]

[falconing]

That's not gonna work.

[ please don't make this child have an anxiety attack remus han solo has already had it up to here with this fucking bullshit ship ]

[private]

[theshabbiestofmen]

Well, something has to. She's not a bloody servant just cos some idiot's convinced her she needs to earn her keep!

[private]

[falconing]

Do you really think we haven't tried that?

[ impatiently ]

I get it, and I'm not a fan, but we finally got her to stop scrubbing down the floors for the sixteenth time this week. She was scrubbing down until she passed out, and that was without us.

Pinball's a hell of a lot kinder than everything else she was doing herself. The girl's terrified of getting chucked out the airlock.

[private]

[theshabbiestofmen]

[It's fortunate he and Han have spoken before. It means that Remus exhales and deflates instead of arguing. It sounds as though Han does have a plan for this-- but still, his stomach twists uncomfortably.]

Because of her circumstances at home, or what this Greed has put in her head?

[private]

[falconing]

As much as I hate the guy...

[ and han does ]

Circumstances at home.

I rigged the pinball machine so she'd win, 'cause Greed told her that her only 'job' for the day was to play pinball, and she took that to a whole different level.

[private]

[theshabbiestofmen]

[He huffs a laugh, but it's not cruel. Just sad, mostly.]

At least she's got you looking out for her. If you need help . . .

[private]

[falconing]

Loud and clear, kid.

[ han will ship koala out if she can find help elsewhere, but for now, she's doing alright ]