video;

[scrubscrub]

Who: Koala and you.
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: N/A unless you want to do ship stuff idk.
When: Today!! Or something.

[Hello everyone it's your fave weird smiling 11-year-old.]

I... just wanted to say — I did it, Mr. Greed! I finally got Top 10 in pinball, sir, just like you requested! [It's true, thanks to Han she's completely overtaken the scoreboards; hallelujah.] I, um, got all top 10 spots, too! Just in case you wanted me to have all ten... I'm sorry, my memory's a little fuzzy... I'm very sorry! But I did it. I'm glad I can finally move on to my next chore on my to-do list... I keep hearing these distant pinball machine noises in my head, b-but then I realize I'm just tired.

I didn't know games would be so hard! It was very frustrating... I almost frowned through it...

[She chucks very faintly, smiling wide.]

It's too bad that we're no longer near a planet. I-I think my crew would be very happy to have more games on board, like pinball. Or maybe better smelling clothing detergent. I like the kind that smells like flowers. I'll remember for the next place we stop by!

[AH, RIGHT. ANYWAY.]

Actually, I was... going to come on here for a request. If that's okay.

Ah. Well.

....

We need a new blender on the Huntress.

...

A-and if anyone has any spare table cloths, we could trade for those as well. There are large holes in the table currently.

...

And if anyone has something to help remove scorch marks...

[This ship is a f$%*ing mess.]

Comments

[mikangirl]

I think we'd have to have a cook first. But it's okay. I usually eat at the bar I work at instead. The cook there is great.

[scrubscrub]

Oh, no! Your ship doesn't have a cook, Miss Nami?

Who will prepare your meals for your crew?!

[Even pirate ships have a cook, usually. Right? Someone in charge of that?

Because people can be hopeless chefs, and all.]

[mikangirl]

Hmm, well. Sometimes I'm in a good mood and I'll do it, and Steve makes a really nice meal every now and then. But I think mostly people just feed themselves. I mean, I work most nights at the bar, so it makes sense for me to just indulge in the food there.

[scrubscrub]

Well... maybe you could come over for dinner sometimes!

...

Though you should wait until after Miss Undyne cooks...

[mikangirl]

[She's not sure Nami joining that crew for dinner is a good idea if Greed is going to be there, but that's not something she's about to say to Koala. Instead, she grins a little.]

Miss Undyne... is she the one who destroyed the kitchen?

[scrubscrub]

Yes!

But she's very kind, really! She's a nice person. She offered me protection as well!

She said, um — if anyone tried anything, she'd... 'run them through'!

...

I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds intimidating.

[mikangirl]

It means she's looking out for you in the best possible way. [What a great cook you have, Koala.] I should definitely meet her sometime.

[scrubscrub]

[She nods, eager at the idea.]

She looks like a fishman, too! Like she would be a part of Mr. Tiger's crew.

[mikangirl]

Yeah? [Hopefully she's more a Hachi and less an Arlong.] And is her food good? She makes sure you're fed?

[scrubscrub]

Oh, yes, definitely.

She told me, um... that — that I could be... strong! Through kindness.

[mikangirl]

[Definitely her kind of fishman.]

She sounds a little like Jinbe. I'll look forward to saying hi!

[Except she dropped, how rude.]

[scrubscrub]

I'll let her know you're looking forward to it! Maybe she'll make you something nice.

[BABY COME BACK, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALLLL ON MEEEEE]