video;

[scrubscrub]

Who: Koala and you.
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: N/A unless you want to do ship stuff idk.
When: Today!! Or something.

[Hello everyone it's your fave weird smiling 11-year-old.]

I... just wanted to say — I did it, Mr. Greed! I finally got Top 10 in pinball, sir, just like you requested! [It's true, thanks to Han she's completely overtaken the scoreboards; hallelujah.] I, um, got all top 10 spots, too! Just in case you wanted me to have all ten... I'm sorry, my memory's a little fuzzy... I'm very sorry! But I did it. I'm glad I can finally move on to my next chore on my to-do list... I keep hearing these distant pinball machine noises in my head, b-but then I realize I'm just tired.

I didn't know games would be so hard! It was very frustrating... I almost frowned through it...

[She chucks very faintly, smiling wide.]

It's too bad that we're no longer near a planet. I-I think my crew would be very happy to have more games on board, like pinball. Or maybe better smelling clothing detergent. I like the kind that smells like flowers. I'll remember for the next place we stop by!

[AH, RIGHT. ANYWAY.]

Actually, I was... going to come on here for a request. If that's okay.

Ah. Well.

....

We need a new blender on the Huntress.

...

A-and if anyone has any spare table cloths, we could trade for those as well. There are large holes in the table currently.

...

And if anyone has something to help remove scorch marks...

[This ship is a f$%*ing mess.]

Comments

[catamite]

Hey, eleven is a good age. I liked eleven.

And no, you know what's hard? Math. Reading is so easy compared to math.

[scrubscrub]

... Math! With numbers, is that right?!

I never learned that, either. B-but I do know how to count some...!

[catamite]

Ugh, it's the worst.

I only had to learn it while I was in school, so I was glad when that stopped. But now that I have to actually buy stuff, I kind of wish I knew more about it.

[scrubscrub]

Oh, that's true... I was never in charge of money, but now I suppose I should learn.

After all, I make money now! I need to use it properly for my ship.

[catamite]

My captain gets us stuff for the ship, so I just... spend mine on whatever, I guess.

I never really had money to spend before, so it's pretty cool. But it doesn't ever last as much as you think it's going to.

[scrubscrub]

Money is so easy to lose track of! I've been very careful to buy mainly things the ship may need. It's good to buy something everyone on the ship can use, too... B-but I think that's a very good thing for you, to get to spend money! Especially since we're forced to be here... It's nice to have good things. I think they call them... silver linings!

[catamite]

They do?

[guess what turns of phrase don't exist in his world!]

I haven't bought anything silver, though.