first song.

[robitussin]

Who: some loser and you
Broadcast: fleetwide!
Action: marsiva
When: now

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, fuck. Okay, breathe. Breathe.

[Muttered, eloquent first words from an extremely eloquent girl who then turns to stare into the camera, looking like she's about ready to hyperventilate.]

Okay, I don't know who's watching this, but if anyone can see this and has any fucking clue what's going on, I'd really appreciate some answers. I have no idea whose realm I'm in or, like, anything else, and I figure I have like twenty seconds before I start seriously freaking out, so, you know...

[she stops rambling for a moment to take a deep breath.]

Just talk to me if you can hear this.

[for those aboard the marsiva, she can be found pacing around hurriedly, keeping an eye open for anyone. if she spots you, she freezes in place for a moment, uncertain as to whether or not you can be trusted.]

Uh... Hey there.

Comments

[robitussin]

There's nothing to do except eat shit and socialize? God, why does the universe hate me.

[theirinurpants]

[ Alistair looks at her curiously. ]

At least you don't have to talk to Orlesians. They're always twisting things around, and... ugh.

[robitussin]

You keep saying stuff like Grey Wardens and Orlesians as if I have any fucking clue what you're talking about.

[theirinurpants]

I could explain them to you! Or you could tell me about your world.

[robitussin]

Why the sudden curiosity?

[theirinurpants]

Um... because? I need a reason now to be curious?

[ Does her world not have small talk? Getting to know new people? Making friends? ]

[robitussin]

Just weird to want to know stuff about someone you've talked to for, like, five minutes.

[to her, at least, because she's an antisocial loser.]

[theirinurpants]

Um, it is? Maybe in your world, but in my world, asking questions is how you get to know people.

[robitussin]

I see no reason why that has to happen.

[theirinurpants]

[ WOW RUDE. Did you take lessons from Morrigan? Is she here? Maker, he hopes not. ]

Well, all you had to do was say so.

[ If she doesn't want to talk, fine! He'll hmph and go back to his indeterminate protein mush. Some people - you try to be polite, and they toss it back in your face. ]

[robitussin]

[she's the worst, i'm so sorry.]

Yeah, that's why I did say so.

[giving him a short wave and leaving him with his protein.]