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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Y!
Action: N/A
When: Todayyy

i got a fox on the last planet and hes awesome
his name is newton and hes the cutest thing in the universe i swear


so with that out of the way
HE IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING D:
everything .___.
this is the biggest nightmare ever
dear wonderduck: im really sorry about me and the fox
but especially the fox

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[flameandpassion]

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How much destruction are we talking?

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[feathery]

i hold no accountability for this fiasco

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[thebarkside]

rip pillows
and most of the chairs in the kitchen

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[thebarkside]

you bought him

[feathery]

no one is going to believe that
in what universe would i buy a toothy hellhound with a passion for shoes of my own volition

[thebarkside]

i think people will believe it
he is deceptively cute at first

[feathery]

good thing im impervious to its canine wiles
especially after it tried to turn me into an overgrown chicken wing
even i draw a line in the salt somewhere

[jamminshield]

Don't be sorry!

This is the best thing EVER

[forsometimenow]

Is there such a thing as obedience lessons for foxes?

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[robitussin]

You didn't think this through very well, did you?

[thebarkside]

well
in his defense
you are kind of an overgrown chicken wing

[thebarkside]

the destruction is less than ideal, steven!!! :(

[thebarkside]

if not there will be soon ._.;

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[thebarkside]

i did, actually!!!!
i thought it over SUPER well
"i really want a dog but that would be suuuch a bad idea!
pets need lots of space to play and run and stretch their legs
bringing one onto a spaceship is a terrible idea and i will never do it no matter how much i want to!"


and then i saw the foxes for sale on the last planet :/

[jamminshield]

Ok that part's not so great

But, I got this! I might not look it, but I know a thing or two about taking care of giant pets. So I'll just calm him down!

[feathery]

that is over the line
i wont stand for this kind of slander

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[flameandpassion]

How can a fox do that much damage?

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[fedupwithyourbull]

How much destruction do I need to be worried about?

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[robitussin]

So the issue here is that you have zero impulse control.

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[thebarkside]

tenacity?
sharp teeth?
sheer stubbornness???
i have no idea :(

[thebarkside]

at least i didnt call you an overgrown turkey leg....

[thebarkside]

hes not giant!!
just destroying all of my property ;~;

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[thebarkside]

its not my fault
the captain bought it for me

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[thebarkside]

i guess that just depends on how much of your property is lying around the wonderduck

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[robitussin]

And you couldn't have said no?