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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Y!
Action: N/A
When: Todayyy

i got a fox on the last planet and hes awesome
his name is newton and hes the cutest thing in the universe i swear


so with that out of the way
HE IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING D:
everything .___.
this is the biggest nightmare ever
dear wonderduck: im really sorry about me and the fox
but especially the fox

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[flameandpassion]

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How much destruction are we talking?

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[thebarkside]

rip pillows
and most of the chairs in the kitchen

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[flameandpassion]

How can a fox do that much damage?

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[feathery]

i hold no accountability for this fiasco

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[thebarkside]

you bought him

[feathery]

no one is going to believe that
in what universe would i buy a toothy hellhound with a passion for shoes of my own volition

[jamminshield]

Don't be sorry!

This is the best thing EVER

[thebarkside]

the destruction is less than ideal, steven!!! :(

[jamminshield]

Ok that part's not so great

But, I got this! I might not look it, but I know a thing or two about taking care of giant pets. So I'll just calm him down!

[forsometimenow]

Is there such a thing as obedience lessons for foxes?

[thebarkside]

if not there will be soon ._.;

[forsometimenow]

I'm earning some wages on the planet, so I'll see what I can do about new furniture. Or getting him some toys to teeth on instead.

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[robitussin]

You didn't think this through very well, did you?

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[thebarkside]

i did, actually!!!!
i thought it over SUPER well
"i really want a dog but that would be suuuch a bad idea!
pets need lots of space to play and run and stretch their legs
bringing one onto a spaceship is a terrible idea and i will never do it no matter how much i want to!"


and then i saw the foxes for sale on the last planet :/

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[robitussin]

So the issue here is that you have zero impulse control.

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[fedupwithyourbull]

How much destruction do I need to be worried about?

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[thebarkside]

i guess that just depends on how much of your property is lying around the wonderduck

[cajunspice]

We may need to look at getting a muzzle for that thing cherie, as while it use to be a fashion statement on earth to have torn knees in your jeans, it's not really a good look to have leg pants chewed up.

[thebarkside]

im so sorry .___.
i really thought he would be more manageable than this
ive had dogs my entire life!!
im PART dog!!!!!
i was not prepared D:

[frigidaire]

doesn't help that it smells, either.
pretty sure i saw him chewing on a door.
and my shoe.

[thebarkside]

he keeps trying to dig into your room

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how big is the fox?

[thebarkside]

regular... fox... sized?
also holy crap
lydia!!!!

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[kingofbadlifechoices]

if you think him cute you should keep him. if you think him a nightmare you should leave it be.

i figure it would not be a safe situation for the men on your ship.

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[thebarkside]

yes but what happens when i think hes both
and why the men in particular??