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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Y!
Action: N/A
When: Todayyy

i got a fox on the last planet and hes awesome
his name is newton and hes the cutest thing in the universe i swear


so with that out of the way
HE IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING D:
everything .___.
this is the biggest nightmare ever
dear wonderduck: im really sorry about me and the fox
but especially the fox

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[thebarkside]

im so sorry .___.
i really thought he would be more manageable than this
ive had dogs my entire life!!
im PART dog!!!!!
i was not prepared D:

[cajunspice]

Oh, I don't blame you, I blame our captain, because it's more fun to do that. I'm not much of a dog person myself so I got no clue about training, but last I check, foxes aren't normally trainable. I take it didn't come with an instruction book or anything.

[thebarkside]

you have a problem with dogs??
oh jeez, way to tell me NOW
woof :p

umm, no instruction book, but he seems really really clever
they were sold as pets on the planet, so im assuming that wouldnt be a thing if they were just unholy terrors 100% of their lives

(and you are right, blaming davesprite is always more fun
i encourage you to do it frequently)

[cajunspice]

I haven't had a great experience with them, but that comes with my line of work. But not as bad as how I hate alligators. And I'm more of a cat person.

If he's clever maybe it's case that he's bored. Might be worth thinking up toys and games to keep him happy so he doesn't to trying to look for his own fun. Plus the planet did have room to take them out and let them explore, not so much on the ship. Then again, just means have to make the most of each stop we have, let the ball of energy out and unwind a month or so of being cooped up, like the rest of us do.

[thebarkside]

yes i thought of all of that :( im hoping that he just needs some time to calm down

i could probably, uhhh
shrink him... a little bit.... maybe
that might make him easier to handle

[cajunspice]

As long as it doesn't give him a Napoleon complex or anything, or we would be in real trouble then. Or we will have to buy you a handbag to keep him in and make him one of those toy pets that get carried around all the place... if he doesn't eat the handbag that is.