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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Y!
Action: N/A
When: Todayyy

i got a fox on the last planet and hes awesome
his name is newton and hes the cutest thing in the universe i swear


so with that out of the way
HE IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING D:
everything .___.
this is the biggest nightmare ever
dear wonderduck: im really sorry about me and the fox
but especially the fox

Comments

[feathery]

did you find out theyre part of some dark satanic ritual that explains how we got here in the first place

[thebarkside]

no
but i did find out that theyre linked to our powers from there too
you might get your shadow control back if you wear it again

1/3

[feathery]

oh

[feathery]

[WAIT.]

[feathery]

maybe ill think about it

[He's going to be such a fucking obnoxious shit??? He is already making plans.

If y'all thought the lasers were bad, this is about to get a thousand times worse.]

how did you figure that one out

[thebarkside]

let me know if it works!
im kind of curious

and uhhh i took my bracelet off to let isaac see it
and then i tried to use my powers and they didnt work...

[feathery]

huh
alright
ill give it a go when im not trapped in close quarters with a cranky alien in a space taxi cab
dunno where the eyes are on this guy but ill give him the benefit of the doubt and not risk summoning any freaky shadow puppets

[thebarkside]

are you the driver or passenger

[feathery]

youre judging me right now
and concerned for the safety of everyone around me
i can tell

[thebarkside]

are you the driver or passenger......

[feathery]

i dont have to answer this question

[thebarkside]

wait youre texting me right now
you cant be driving

[feathery]

fu
you already got so much faith in my vehicular management skills whats another driving violation

[thebarkside]

im rescinding your shuttle piloting rights

[feathery]

you cant do that
i outrank you

[thebarkside]

nope
im the pilot
piloting is my thing

[feathery]

still cant blockade me from using the shuttles
seriously theres nothing to even hit in space i can text and drive all i want out yonder in the big black abyss of fucking nothing

[thebarkside]

i should probably go let newton out of your room, huh

[feathery]

im demoting you
isaac can be first mate instead

[thebarkside]

TOO LATE im already staging a mutiny

[feathery]

no way
no ones gonna trust a dog girl who cant even handle proper negotiations with a pet fox
and just teleports it into peoples belongings instead
thats fucking tyranny thats what it is

[thebarkside]

so instead you expect them to trust the dummy who supplied the girl with the fox????

[feathery]

nope i told you earlier
that is a patently untrue fact
slander even
i could sue you for that and libel in accordance to space law

[thebarkside]

omg
im going to go help newt finish trashing your room
see you when you get back to the ship!!!

[feathery]

dude did you seriously put your amphibious fox in my room unsupervised
who knows what weird dead shit he could be chewing on
you dont know where that crusty old arm has been
or
more importantly
where the hell im gonna replace it or the rest of the body