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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Y!
Action: N/A
When: Todayyy

i got a fox on the last planet and hes awesome
his name is newton and hes the cutest thing in the universe i swear


so with that out of the way
HE IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING D:
everything .___.
this is the biggest nightmare ever
dear wonderduck: im really sorry about me and the fox
but especially the fox

Comments

[thebarkside]

i dont think he had time to destroy it
i will find it, davesprite, relax

and you be nice!!!! harry was a good looking guy :(

[feathery]

you could have put harry and john in a room together and the major distinguishing features between them would have been oversized incisors and a cowlick
or lack thereof

[thebarkside]

you could practically say that about me and harry too, though
we both even have green eyes

[feathery]

oh shit youre right
let me count off every single time i got you and harry mixed up from afar
youre nigh identical i cant think of a single fucking thing that made you easier to tell apart

[thebarkside]

i knew it!!
i knew that people had trouble telling us apart
thank you for confirming my suspicions
maybe he and i are secretly related

[feathery]

yeah and draco is my cousin twice removed
who would have fucking guessed

[thebarkside]

omg!!!!!!!
now that you say it i can totally see it :O
you didnt date harry did you

[feathery]

please no
its bad enough knowing john had some weird hangups about my butt

[thebarkside]

i bet hed miss your ghost butt if he showed up :(

[feathery]

i still got my watermarks