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Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Y!
Action: N/A
When: Todayyy

i got a fox on the last planet and hes awesome
his name is newton and hes the cutest thing in the universe i swear

so with that out of the way
HE IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING D:
everything .___.
this is the biggest nightmare ever
dear wonderduck: im really sorry about me and the fox
but especially the fox

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dude did you seriously put your amphibious fox in my room unsupervised
who knows what weird dead shit he could be chewing on
you dont know where that crusty old arm has been
or
more importantly
where the hell im gonna replace it or the rest of the body

Edited (words) 2016-02-05 06:59 (UTC)

urgh nooooo
i dont let him in your room with me anymore anyway
he woke me up from a nap yesterday morning by trying to make me play fetch with something dead :/

what really
was it the frog
i couldnt find the fucked up bunny frog i found in frostball hell

i dont know!!!
it freaked me out so i sort of just made it go away
im sure its still on the ship somewhere

Edited 2016-02-05 07:09 (UTC)

with teeth marks in it
man that thing was in mint condition
now its probably
i dunno
ripped up a little and somewhere too moist
where am i gonna get a taxidermied zoological monstrosity to replace it
and dont say i fit that description it looked way more like harry if we got to be real about it

i dont think he had time to destroy it
i will find it, davesprite, relax

and you be nice!!!! harry was a good looking guy :(

you could have put harry and john in a room together and the major distinguishing features between them would have been oversized incisors and a cowlick
or lack thereof

you could practically say that about me and harry too, though
we both even have green eyes

oh shit youre right
let me count off every single time i got you and harry mixed up from afar
youre nigh identical i cant think of a single fucking thing that made you easier to tell apart