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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Y!
Action: N/A
When: Todayyy

i got a fox on the last planet and hes awesome
his name is newton and hes the cutest thing in the universe i swear


so with that out of the way
HE IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING D:
everything .___.
this is the biggest nightmare ever
dear wonderduck: im really sorry about me and the fox
but especially the fox

Comments

[feathery]

yup its official the two of us are god damn fossils
well you are im not im getting ready to fizzle up into a ball of downy dust
theres a good word for you
downy
but yeah were relics of universes gone
better watch your back jade or else youre gonna end up piled in my ever growing array of planetary detritus

[thebarkside]

that sounded an awful lot like a threat
newton will avenge me

[feathery]

newton will chew on everything
hes banned from the premises we dont need him to walk off with the femur of an alien jackalope and summon its spirit from beyond the grave or whatever

[thebarkside]

ummmm what?
yes we do!
that would be AWESOME!
i want an alien jackalope spirit friend :(

[feathery]

no way we already got too many pest problems
i mean pet
that was in no way an intentional slip up

[thebarkside]

whoops
i may have just accidentally teleported him to your room........

[feathery]

did you really

[thebarkside]

it is a mystery

[feathery]

im not even on the ship right now what do you want from me

[thebarkside]

youre not?
are you working or just goofing off :o

[feathery]

it is a mystery

[thebarkside]

maybe i will go set up a veggie stand
thats bound to bring in a lot of dough in space right

[feathery]

more than gumballs thats for sure
especially if you hike up the prices for an exorbitant fee like the douche i passed on a corner
dude acted like i was gonna rob him

[thebarkside]

bluhh, thats rude
assuming that you werent going to rob him, of course
maybe you just have a secret dark side youve kept hidden this whole time :/
maybe he was totally in the right! :////

oh hey!!
did i tell you what i found out about the bracelets from asgard

[feathery]

did you find out theyre part of some dark satanic ritual that explains how we got here in the first place

[thebarkside]

no
but i did find out that theyre linked to our powers from there too
you might get your shadow control back if you wear it again

1/3

[feathery]

oh

[feathery]

[WAIT.]

[feathery]

maybe ill think about it

[He's going to be such a fucking obnoxious shit??? He is already making plans.

If y'all thought the lasers were bad, this is about to get a thousand times worse.]

how did you figure that one out

[thebarkside]

let me know if it works!
im kind of curious

and uhhh i took my bracelet off to let isaac see it
and then i tried to use my powers and they didnt work...

[feathery]

huh
alright
ill give it a go when im not trapped in close quarters with a cranky alien in a space taxi cab
dunno where the eyes are on this guy but ill give him the benefit of the doubt and not risk summoning any freaky shadow puppets

[thebarkside]

are you the driver or passenger

[feathery]

youre judging me right now
and concerned for the safety of everyone around me
i can tell

[thebarkside]

are you the driver or passenger......

[feathery]

i dont have to answer this question