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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Y!
Action: N/A
When: Todayyy

i got a fox on the last planet and hes awesome
his name is newton and hes the cutest thing in the universe i swear


so with that out of the way
HE IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING D:
everything .___.
this is the biggest nightmare ever
dear wonderduck: im really sorry about me and the fox
but especially the fox

Comments

[thebarkside]

youre not?
are you working or just goofing off :o

[feathery]

it is a mystery

[thebarkside]

maybe i will go set up a veggie stand
thats bound to bring in a lot of dough in space right

[feathery]

more than gumballs thats for sure
especially if you hike up the prices for an exorbitant fee like the douche i passed on a corner
dude acted like i was gonna rob him

[thebarkside]

bluhh, thats rude
assuming that you werent going to rob him, of course
maybe you just have a secret dark side youve kept hidden this whole time :/
maybe he was totally in the right! :////

oh hey!!
did i tell you what i found out about the bracelets from asgard

[feathery]

did you find out theyre part of some dark satanic ritual that explains how we got here in the first place

[thebarkside]

no
but i did find out that theyre linked to our powers from there too
you might get your shadow control back if you wear it again

1/3

[feathery]

oh

[feathery]

[WAIT.]

[feathery]

maybe ill think about it

[He's going to be such a fucking obnoxious shit??? He is already making plans.

If y'all thought the lasers were bad, this is about to get a thousand times worse.]

how did you figure that one out

[thebarkside]

let me know if it works!
im kind of curious

and uhhh i took my bracelet off to let isaac see it
and then i tried to use my powers and they didnt work...

[feathery]

huh
alright
ill give it a go when im not trapped in close quarters with a cranky alien in a space taxi cab
dunno where the eyes are on this guy but ill give him the benefit of the doubt and not risk summoning any freaky shadow puppets

[thebarkside]

are you the driver or passenger

[feathery]

youre judging me right now
and concerned for the safety of everyone around me
i can tell

[thebarkside]

are you the driver or passenger......

[feathery]

i dont have to answer this question

[thebarkside]

wait youre texting me right now
you cant be driving

[feathery]

fu
you already got so much faith in my vehicular management skills whats another driving violation

[thebarkside]

im rescinding your shuttle piloting rights

[feathery]

you cant do that
i outrank you

[thebarkside]

nope
im the pilot
piloting is my thing

[feathery]

still cant blockade me from using the shuttles
seriously theres nothing to even hit in space i can text and drive all i want out yonder in the big black abyss of fucking nothing

[thebarkside]

i should probably go let newton out of your room, huh

[feathery]

im demoting you
isaac can be first mate instead

[thebarkside]

TOO LATE im already staging a mutiny