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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Y!
Action: N/A
When: Todayyy

i got a fox on the last planet and hes awesome
his name is newton and hes the cutest thing in the universe i swear


so with that out of the way
HE IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING D:
everything .___.
this is the biggest nightmare ever
dear wonderduck: im really sorry about me and the fox
but especially the fox

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[robitussin]

Because it's not rude to let a fox loose in a spaceship?

[thebarkside]

i didnt mean to let him loose!!!!!
hes wily

[robitussin]

Then shouldn't you find him, not text people?

[thebarkside]

i have him with me right now!!!
this was just a general psa sort of thing

[robitussin]

If it's a big enough deal that it needs a PSA, maybe you should get rid of it.

[thebarkside]

nope
sorry
impossible

[robitussin]

Then I'm afraid you'll have to accept your place in the "rude" category.

[thebarkside]

??? but im not being rude
my pet is teething and im not going to just throw him away
but im owning up to what he is doing and trying to warn people and i will replace anything that gets gnawed on
its not like im just unleashing him onto the ship and telling him to go crazy :/

[robitussin]

Pretty sure keeping something that you know is going to mess a ton of other people's stuff up is rude.

[no, she's just a jerk. sorry jade.]

[thebarkside]

i am pretty sure abandoning a living creature i promised to take care of is ruder than that
he hasnt chewed anything up that cant be replaced
and i will replace anything he chews up

[robitussin]

I didn't say abandon it, holy shit. I'm pretty sure there's someone more equipped to take care of a fox, just find someone who wants to adopt it or something. It probably wouldn't be very happy in an enclosed space like this anyways.

[thebarkside]

im keeping him
end of story >(