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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Y!
Action: N/A
When: Todayyy

i got a fox on the last planet and hes awesome
his name is newton and hes the cutest thing in the universe i swear


so with that out of the way
HE IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING D:
everything .___.
this is the biggest nightmare ever
dear wonderduck: im really sorry about me and the fox
but especially the fox

Comments

[frigidaire]

there is fox hair on everything.
everything.

[thebarkside]

i know
my clothes are black

[frigidaire]

yeah but he's your fox.
he was sleeping on my pillow when I woke up next to my head.
in my room.
im gonna kill bird dave

[thebarkside]

its not davesprites fault its mine .______.;;;;
im sorry, im trying to keep him under control

[frigidaire]

he bought it for you didnt he?
i guess its not really your fault.
hes sort of cute anyway but seriously eating my stuff.
i think he does it on purpose.

[thebarkside]

i dont know!!
he really seems to like you for some reason


newton, not davesprite
though i guess also davesprite
that part is just less inexplicable

[frigidaire]

yeah he follows me everywhere when hes out and not with you.
you must hide from him a lot.

[ that fox is up in his grill, okay, it's frustrating sometimes. ]

so it makes more sense for some weird ghost bird boy to like me
but not a normal fox?
i don't understand you.

[thebarkside]

well youre a werewolf, right??
i didnt think wolves really got along with foxes
i dont know if thats true or not :/

[frigidaire]

i dont think theyre supposed to
but newton loves me so i guess im stuck with him.
i dont know how this happened to me.
the whole space reality show or becoming a fox babysitter.

[thebarkside]

maybe newton just knows davesprite likes you
and is trying to win his favor that way :T

[frigidaire]

dont foxes eat birds?
then newtons way more manipulative than i thought.
ive given up on wearing socks ever again.
he takes them and runs away. you might have a stash under your bed.