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[eyeforaneye]

Who: Uchiha Sasuke+YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Huntress
When: Jan. 31

A few things.

There are a good number of fighters here or people otherwise trained in combat. I'm interested in observing people's abilities or training, or at least discussing what they can do. Spars could also be arranged if you want some exercise.

Secondly, I'll take recommendations for good literature available around here.

Finally, if you know how to knit or crochet then I'll offer you up to ten credits to watch you create something.

[ Yeah, this isn't weird. For anyone interested in action he'll be holed up in his room on the Huntress! ]

Comments

[pneumo]

Ohh--like why I want to do it? [ Well gosh why didn't he say so? ]

That's easy, it's because it's more comfortable! [ Smiiiiile ] I always sleep better with a warm body next to me.

[eyeforaneye]

...

Definitely not good enough. Pass, forever.

[pneumo]

[ SO CRUEL ]

I'll behave, I promise...! No biting!

[eyeforaneye]

Biting is not the issue here.

[pneumo]

Then what...? [ Because the biting is usually the thing that does it. ]

[eyeforaneye]

It's the fact that I don't want to sleep next to anyone.

[pneumo]

What?? [ How could anyone not want to cuddle up next to someone?? ]

But it's so nice!

[eyeforaneye]

For you. It's nice for you.

I don't have any interest in that kind of physical contact.

[pneumo]

Have you ever been cuddled before?

1/2

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... he is so offended right now. ]

2/2

[eyeforaneye]

Not relevant.

Just accept it Sasuke

[pneumo]

Sure it is! How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it?

NO

[eyeforaneye]

I know that I don't like being touched and I know that I don't share space well.

Yesss

[pneumo]

I share space great! And anyway--I sleep during the day! You don't even have to stay the whole time. Just until I drift off♥ then you can totally abandon me!

[eyeforaneye]

What's a form of 'no' that you're actually capable of processing?

[pneumo]

......Pleeeeeease?

[eyeforaneye]

It really isn't happening. Just ask someone else.

[pneumo]

But I wanted it to be you...

[eyeforaneye]

Why.

[ Why is your taste so utterly terrible. ]

[pneumo]

Because you talked to me! [ That was your first big mistake Sasuke. Now he's never leaving you alone. ]

[eyeforaneye]

You need higher standards.

Go talk to someone else and then sleep with them.

[pneumo]

I'll behave.... [ Sascha that's still not the issue here wow ]

[eyeforaneye]

You're basically saying that because I've deigned to open my mouth and produce sound in your direction, my body is a prime source of body heat for you to leech off of while we're both unconscious.

Right or wrong?

[pneumo]

It sounds stupid when you say it like that though!

[eyeforaneye]

It sounds stupid when you say it in any way at all.