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Alistair ([personal profile] theirinurpants) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-02-06 05:39 pm

002; action;

Who: Alistair and anyone who wants to get shitfaced.
Broadcast: Nope.
Action: Varric's bar on the Iskaulit.
When: Tonight. All night. PONY UP.
WARNING: Depending on how conversations go, drunk!Alistair may make vague references to child neglect/abuse, or possibly dubiously consensual sex. Other topics might include violence and extreme daddy issues. Let me know if you want me to specifically avoid any of that!

[ For all intents and purposes, Alistair feels utterly alone. Sure, there are several people in the fleet who know him, but he doesn't seem to know any of them, and so it's weird. And if he's being honest with himself, he was feeling pretty lonely well before he got here. All of the friends he made during the Blight, when they were all on the road together, pretty much left after it ended, after his coronation. Even Amell ran off somewhere with Leliana, leaving him to the tender mercies of his uncle, his late brother's widow, and the rest of the Fereldan nobility.

He's been keeping up a cheerful face - he doesn't really know how to do anything else - but what with being here, learning about things he probably shouldn't have learned about, and having a little bit of money from - somewhere, he's finally just. Showed up to the bar. Varric's is the closest thing to familiar he can find, so he's drinking whatever ale his money can buy. And he's not stopping until the money runs out or he is insensible on the floor. ]


Another. Please.
invigorates: .............with my dick. (your mom's a combat specialist)

[personal profile] invigorates 2016-02-07 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
There is no need to apologize, I am hardly offended.

[ it takes more than 'you're blue' to offend her, and she knows he's probably hilariously drunk and just... talking. ]

We can speak now, if you would not mind it. It looks as if you could use the company.
invigorates: (THE DRAGON OF DOJIMA?!)

[personal profile] invigorates 2016-02-09 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ she just blinks dumbly in response, letting his conspiratorial whisper register in her mind. he is clearly drunk - so it's really debatable whether or not he's telling the truth. but she can humor him anyway... it would be cruel not to, wouldn't it. ]

They made you a king against your will? How is that possible?
invigorates: can be if they're just gross. (You'd be amazed how gross things)

[personal profile] invigorates 2016-02-21 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You were guilted onto the throne? That sounds... unpleasant, especially if you were not ready or willing to be king.