video but mostly audio (LEAVE THE KIDS AT HOME WE WERE NSFW)

[collegedropout]

[Happy V-Day, everyone! Sam has been unfortunately busy this weekend. You know, working at the bars, getting convinced by certain stoner semi-angels to partake in a quick bar-hop. Or three. Or five. Also, what the fuck was in that Space Race drink? Because he felt just fine after the first hour, but then he went down like a sack of potatoes.

The black screen leaves a lot to the imagination, so far. Sam gives a tired, hungover groan and slaps around for the built-in alarm he'd set in the communications device, which is probably murderous on your guys' ears at first. When he grabs for it and peers to look at the time listed, the broadcast gives a good look at him in all of his glory -- who knew someone could have so many hickeys at once?]

Wha...

[He stares up at the ceiling, blinking wearily. This isn't... the ship...

But surely nothing crazy happened, he thinks. Just drank a little too much. He's usually super chaste and all, and it's not like he'd...

And then three blue arms reach out from the right side of the bed, curling over his chest.]

Awake already, gangly human...?

[And another copper-skinned arm reaches to pet his hair from his left. A few interesting memories resurface from the night before.]

Surprisingly durable to make up for your poor tolerance to alcohol, mmhmm.

[Sam's eyes widen rather comedically as he shoots up from the bed, dropping the video feed flat on its face again. The sounds of him shuffling back sounds close to the microphone, and there are quite a few giggling ladies, and it really makes you wonder how many are actually fitting in that bed. Judging from the way Sam is tripping over his words, he's probably floundering. Let your imaginations be your guide.]

Jesus -- what the -- I, um, sorry. I -- Wow, right. I should, should really be -- ohmygod, uh. You guys were all great, seriously, but I... Have a shift in three hours... I should...!!

[More giggling at the sound of rustling pants.]

Wow, Sam, you've gone so red; I didn't know humans could change colors! What a fascinating species.

[One of the human girls in the crowd laughs aloud.] Nah, he just goes from animal to nervous school boy in one morning flat.

Thank you for your time, ladies--

Don't you want to stay for breakfast? I know how to make pancakes!

That's really nice but--[He's just about now realizing that the feed is going, and he's too distracted to notice that he's about to trip right over someone's body on the floor.]--OOF!!

[The video THUDS, pointing at a wall. This is the most PG feed detailing a NC-17 night ever. A familiar voice -- the source of Sam's tripping -- smacks his lips while a background cacophony of the gals and guys littered around the room gossip and giggle and exchange ship names. Sam is dumbstruck.]

How many people are there?!

Ah. Morning, Sam.

Cas!?

Slow your roll, buddy, there's plenty of time for round two and three--

Ugh... Not this again...

--or four or five...

M'gonna be sick...... What was in that Space Racer...

[This is the worst.

Happy Valentine's Day.]

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[universal_charm]

Clearly I am doing this whole being kidnapped and carted across the unknown universe thing all wrong.

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[collegedropout]

You're not. Don't drink Space Racers.

[He's hangin' his head in shame, man.

On the flip side, he's not rushing out the door, because they're ushering him for pancakes.]

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[mucked]

[ ahem. agent carter clears her throat. ]

I suppose some manner of congratulations are in order, Mister Winchester. [ good god, man, and here she was thinking you were one of the decent ones. ]

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[collegedropout]

[Beyond the cheery chatter of the alien and human ladeez, Sam sounds just guilty as all get out.

Totally caught taking cookies from the jar.

... Just, you know. The sensual kind.]

I --

Um.

Hello, Peggy.

... Happy... Valentine's Day.

[fUCKKK]

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[grounds]

[She's staring speechless at the feed for a moment before verbalizing the first thing she can.]

Dude, there are kids here!

SHUTTING OFF VIDEO SO FAST

[collegedropout]

You're right, you're right, I'm sorry -- I didn't --

[OMFGGGGGGG IF KATIE SEES THIS HE'LL SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE LEG]

I wasn't trying to --

record --

[HEAD

IN

MY HANDS]

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[bolder]

Ugh, right now I am so glad I can't see.

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[collegedropout]

Toph -- you. Turn this off!

[YOU'RE A SMALL CREATURE THAT MUST NOT BE SUBJECTED TO WEIRD ADULT SHIT.]

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[ladybro]

[ cue panic. ]

Ohmigosh. When they said 'reality show' this...wasn't exactly what I had in mind.

[ what the futz. ]

is now eternally audio

[collegedropout]

That... It's not...

I'm so sorry.

[This is the sound of Sam thunking his head on a counter in defeat.

He feels so bad, okay.]

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[save_the_souls]

[Ugh, despicable. This is not the kind of thing he wants to see in the morning, and it's definitely not something that be shown on the network. He stares a long moment before speaking]

So...does your ship have a medic or would you like to schedule an appointment with the Blue Fish clinic for an STD screening, sir?

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[bolder]

Spud, keep it off our ship. For all we know alien diseases spread differently.

[flickerflash]

Did you get mugged?

[That is an awful lot of hickeys, man. DOES SHE HAVE TO HURT SOMEONE

is it Cas]

this is all audio THIS IS ALL AUDIO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[collegedropout]

... No. Yes. No --

[Guys please this was an accident I can't handle this level of pressure.]

Getting mugged would have been easier.

How about you go pilfer the rest of the treats from the Red Fish instead.

I'll even pretend you didn't.

[namisan]

[Ah yeah she takes a while to actually respond, because offscreen she has to be mortified, both for Sam and at Sam because she could have stood not seeing this ever. Ever ever. But in the end?]

...so. Should I assume the night was good?

[This here is a lazy pirate drawl. She's 90 per cent leaning towards mocking your ass, and 10 per cent concerned.]

[bolder]

I don't know, Nami, what does it look like to you?

[Toph's on board for the majority here.]

[therewerefifty]

[I'm not even saying anything, man. Just. This look.]

[collegedropout]

[... Croak.

He's sitting half-clothed in front of steaming pancakes.

The shame is too real.]





Hi, Makie.

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[timelapsed]

[ Okay, wowsers. ] I've heard about oversharing on, like, facebook and shit. Probably even to be expected on Valentine's. But you've somehow topped that.

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[collegedropout]

... I didn't -- mean to.

I shouldn't have, that's...

...

This is a drinking PSA.

[Clearly.]

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[interstices]

[All the judging. And more than a little jealousy. She hadn't expected him to have that much game. It's criminal.]

I hear greasy foods help.

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[collegedropout]

[RUBBIN MY FACE.

uguguhghgGGHHHH]

They definitely won't.

[This isn't the first time he's gotten hammered to the extreme, at least.

But he's not sure if she's just being cruel at this point.

Like Dean.

Ugh, Dean better not see this, he will never let it go.]

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[theoniongirl]

[Jilly has been pretty absent from both the network and the datary since finding out her sister had arrived in the fleet...but this...

Congratulations, Sam. This gets a laugh. Though she tries her best to look sympathetic (spoiler: she only kind of succeeds).]

Well, if I had any doubts about sticking to water before, I don't now. Space Racer, was it?

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[collegedropout]

... Well, at least someone isn't horrified.

[I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not, Jilly.]

Don't drink the Space Racer. It's fine at first, and then it just goes... down a steep ravine from there.

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[onlyanapple]

[Seen as Allen's already namedropped him, he'll appear on video, slow clapping. See. Not there. He's doing his best to ignore that Cas is there. Nope. Not gonna even acknowledge that is a thing. ]

Hope you remembered to put your wellies on before you went splashing into the puddles. I imagine suddenly paying space-maintenance for your space baby would be awkward.

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[collegedropout]

... What?

[Dude, I'm too hungover and focused on fifty million people looking at my shame to piece that together right now.]

act...ion...... and also video when cas pokes his nose into ur feed sam???

[heavenonearth]

Bathroom's that way.

[ he's just gonna.. hang out here on the floor with these peeps and enjoy a nice morning smoke and some post-orgy groping and giggling, thanks. it's been a good night.

once he peels himself up out of this nebulous pile of arms and legs tho, he's following that pancake scent right to the source, and if you think he's gonna put clothes on to eat boy howdy do you have another thing coming. thankfully sam's got his phone device thingy pointing from the waist up here so when cas squints into it from over his shoulder no man woman or child needs be subjected to his staff of moses ]

You recording this? Seriously?

[ sec, he's gonna steal a forkful of ur pancakes bruh ]

Didn't think you were into that sort of things, but hey, I'm learning a lot about you lately, Sam.

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[collegedropout]

[He gives Cas the strongest of glares, slapping his hand down over the feed. And of course turning it off soon enough, even if the damage is horribly done. He's also mildly green, but too stubborn to go puke like his body wants him to.]

I didn't know it was --

I'm not into anything!!

[Says the man without a shirt, covered in hickeys and interesting bruises.]

Put some clothes on! Jesus--!

[I DON'T NEED TO SEE CAS NAKED, OKAY. CAS IS CAS.]

[child_of_bhaal]

Well um...

[Wow you two.]

Drink water. For the hang over.

[collegedropout]

... Thanks... for the tip.

[He knows as much, at least, but. You know. It's better than other things she could point out.]

I'll drink nothing but water for the rest of my life, at this point.

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[familyremains]

Hey Sammy... You left your thing on.

[ But obviously Sam already figured that out, like, twenty minutes ago, Which means that yes, Dean's just saying it to be a shit. And his grin totally says he knows it, too.

Sorry, little brother. An alien orgy?? Oh, you are never gonna live this one down. You just gave Dean joke fodder for rest of your life. ...Or until his memory gets wiped. You know, whichever comes first. ]

[collegedropout]

[He's rubbing his face and looking so very defeated.]

Shut up, shut up, shut up.

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[flameandpassion]

[Video]

[collegedropout]

[Video]

[ofthursday]

[Similarly to Rei, Castiel's response is nothing but a judgmental look.]

[Video]

[collegedropout]

You, too, huh?

[you and rei are like his disappointed parents

cut that out my parents died forever ago]

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[touchofrogue]

[This is the sound of sarcastic applause that abruptly pauses--]

Wait, this was a free-will orgy, right?

[Because if it's not, she will feel very guilty about the sarcastic clapping.]

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[collegedropout]

Oh, so you know the motto already. Go team free will.

[not you too rogue oh god]

About as free as you can get. Drunkenly, anyway.

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[bigvessel]

[Huh. So. There's the sex he was asking about. He just wasn't expecting...this. Or the cast of Sexy Space Invaders. Bravo, man.

Still, he looks a little more contemplative then amused, knuckles pressed against his lips that do a mediocre job of hiding his smirk.]

Well. You know, I'd offer you some protips about the hickeys but, uh-guess it really defeats the purpose when you've already broadcasted your activities to pretty much... everyone.

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[collegedropout]

[What, you again? He rubs his eyes.]

Weren't you satisfied the first time you threw some jabs at me?

I already volunteered you pancakes, geez.

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[wolvenmemory]

[He'd almost feel bad for him. But nah.

He almost reminded him of Thomas for a minute there. The last fumbling-to-get-away bit anyway.]

And here I thought I had a wild night.

So, how much of our lives does this "reality show" record? I'm curious.

[Because if it's recording this, someone might want to consider taking a stage name and going into a different kind of programming at this point]

[ Video ]

[collegedropout]

Jesus, don't remind me. I don't even want to think about how much they could actually play.

[HEAD. IN. HANDS.

................... who are you again??]