"You Tried": The Ship

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Who: Bloodsport crew and any visitors aboard their fine vessel.
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Ship shenanigans!
When: While they're still on the Starlight.

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[time to check in on the Bloodsport... what antics has this well-behaved and perfectly well-adjusted crew been up to?]

Comments

[pneumo]

You mean cavities?

[bb_wolf]

No, I mean flies.

[pneumo]

Ewwwwwww...

[bb_wolf]

Exactly. Clean your teeth. Especially since you eat raw meat.

[pneumo]

Okaaaay~ [ Scritch Scritch ]

You must use a big toothbrush.

[bb_wolf]

[Aaaand there goes the moment. Big slaps Sascha upside the head with his tail.]

I do it in my human shape.

[pneumo]

Ow. [ Hit! But he doesn't seem too frazzled by it as he rubs the side of his head. ]

I guess that'd make more sense...

[bb_wolf]

This is I why I call you an idiot. Because you don't stop and think.

[pneumo]

Soooooorry~~~ Hehe. [ Salute!! ]

[bb_wolf]

No! Don't apologise, just stop doing it. You're not sorry, so don't say it. Just take a second to think.

[pneumo]

Okay, okay...! [ Hands up in surrender this time. ]

I just thought a giant toothbrush would be funny.

[bb_wolf]

Better.

[He huffs again, a bit harder.]

It's ridiculous. I don't even have opposable thumbs like this.

[pneumo]

Oh yeah... [ This thought never even occurred to him. ] That would make holding the brush way harder.

[bb_wolf]

[Big sighs again. His breath rushes the room like a strong breeze.]

Not impossible. But fucking hard.

[pneumo]

[ It's cool and refreshing (if a little cold), and probably the best breath he's ever smelled in his long, long life. Really. He's got no complaints and even makes a pleased sound as it wafts over him, sighing. ]

Do all wolves own toothbrushes then?

[bb_wolf]

[He's keeping it tame.]

Stop. Think about what you just asked.

Do you think most wolves own toothbrushes?

[pneumo]

....................... [ Sascha stops. And thinks about what he just said. ]

Nnnn....ooo?

[bb_wolf]

So why did you ask me, when the answer is pretty apparent?

[pneumo]

Well because you're not a wolf all the time!

[bb_wolf]

And how many wolves are humans part time?

[pneumo]

Well...none, until I met you. You're the first one who'll let me come hear. [ Which he admits without much sheepishness, reaching out to work a hand into Bigby's fur and give him a scratch. ]

[bb_wolf]

Because you're a predator and they know it. It just doesn't work on me. You're not a predator of something like me.

[Unsaid. Big has no predators. If he finds something bigger than him, he kills it and eats it. If it attacks.]

[pneumo]

[ And that's probably why he's so impressive and cool, and Sascha listens to him. Even if he listens to anyone that yells at him. ]

You'd chomp me in half if I tried! Haha.

[bb_wolf]

[That will start changing. With any luck.]

Nah. I might take off an arm.

Or kick you out of sleeping here.

[pneumo]

--!! Not the second one! [ An arm he can do without. It'll only come back anyway. But a giant, fluffy sleeping companion? No. He's not going to lose that. ]