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[pneumo]

I need a picture of the gorgeous woman, does anyone have any??

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[pneumo]

He lets me sleep on him.

[nostraightlines]

There's a lot of trust involved there, you know.

[pneumo]

You think so?? I thought he just liked the petting!

[nostraightlines]

Maybe his life's been different, but you don't sleep that close to people you don't trust where I'm from. You're the most vulnerable when you're sleeping.

[pneumo]

I don't think he's ever that vulnerable haha. He's huge!

[nostraightlines]

Size has nothing to do with it. It's about getting the jump on somebody.

[pneumo]

Hehehehe

[nostraightlines]

What's so funny?

[pneumo]

You said jump him.

[nostraightlines]

...no I didn't.

[pneumo]

Well it sounded like you were talking about jumping him.

[nostraightlines]

Jumping someone like attacking them, Sascha.

[pneumo]

Ohhh...that's a lot less fun.

[nostraightlines]

Yeah. That's what I meant.

[pneumo]

He'd eat me for sure.

[nostraightlines]

Eat you?

[pneumo]

Totally! He's the first animal that's never run away from me before. He's super-tough.

[nostraightlines]

I'll take your word for it.