nedstarksbastard: (would you be the savior of the broken)
Jon Snow (aka Ned Stark's bastard) ([personal profile] nedstarksbastard) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-03-02 04:10 pm

002 || video + action

Who: Two literal five-year-olds. (aka: Jon Snow and Theon Greyjoy [[personal profile] reek])
Broadcast: fleetwide! whoops.
Action: Three Twins. sorry gang.
When: now!

[Here’s the setting: the engine room of the Three Twins, and Jon is nowhere to be found. Judging from the sounds of the engines humming coming just off-screen, though, he sounds like he’s actually working on something. Or just trying to familiarize himself with how his new equipment and the ship works--he’s learned from the last disaster he’s had, thankfully off the ship.

Apparently, however, he still hasn’t learned from the last time he was unknowingly filmed, but this time it’s a different culprit.

The culprit isn't a particularly good cameraman. The video is shaky, and the occasional thumb makes an appearance over the lens, but somehow with a little quiet maneuvering, the mystery man manages to get Jon into frame. ]


They're actually letting you work down here? Did they miss your previous attempt?

[ The voice is sharp, it's smug, and there's a note of laughter in every word. Surprise, it's everyone's favorite mess, Theon Greyjoy. ]

Well, I suspect they won't miss it this time. Do your crew a favor and try to keep the fire down this time, Snow.

[Jon makes a noise and whips around. It sounds vaguely like a particularly sulfurous curse that, had Jon Snow known a mother, he wouldn’t even dream of spitting out at his worst enemy. But as things stand, Theon’s getting very, very close to that rank, and Jon never knew his mother anyway.

Note that he has a wrench in his hand. That’ll come in handy later.

His eyes narrow when he sees Theon. This won’t go too well, clearly.]


What are you doing here? [And--wait. Is that--he points his wrench at the communicator.] And turn that off, Greyjoy.

[ Theon only laughs and takes a step closer to bring Jon (and the wrench) further into view. He truly believes Jon is about to set this entire engine room on fire, and proof of it on video would be nothing less than delicious. ]

Simple enough. I sensed your stupidity and had to come see it take shape again. [ You don't need to see Theon's face to know he's grinning a cheshire grin. His smile is totally audible. ] I thought everyone else would like to see as well. I'm sure they're willing to wait.

[This is the face of a man who is most definitely a hair’s breadth from just throwing something at Theon’s head. What is it about Greyjoy that brings out Jon’s inner five-year-old, really?]

You’ve wasted their time then. [Do you see any fires here?] Turn that off and leave, Greyjoy. [Or else, is the underlying threat here. And judging from how tense he is he’s very likely to carry out the unspoken threat.]

[ Another laugh from Theon. He's never humored Snow before, so why should he start now? The shakiness of the camera subsides a bit, as if Theon's leaned back against a wall to wait for the real show to begin. ]

Give it a moment, then we'll decide if I've wasted their time.

[Well. He warned him, and Jon’s angry enough now that he decides, fine. He might not have a sword or any kind of viable weapon with him, but he has a wrench and it’s heavy and it should do the job just fine.

Said wrench is not in Jon’s hand anymore, it’s just been thrown straight at Theon’s head, and Jon himself is probably (read: definitely, whether Theon gets hit or not) going to follow that up with making an attempted grab for the communicator so he can turn it off, which won’t turn out all that well.]


[ Theon tries, he tries so hard to duck the wrench because Jon is predictable and was obviously going to make use of what he had. He nearly makes it, but judging by the loud swear he lets out, he clearly wasn't quick enough. ]

Seven hells, you ass... [ The video is shaking something awful now as two medieval five year olds wrestle with one another to stop it from recording. ] Stop--get away from me, Snow! You're doing it wrong.

Then give it--[wait. Shit.

Wrong button.]


((black is Jon, gold is Theon!))
resnipstance: wtf the fuck, surprise, skeptical, unsure (117)

video

[personal profile] resnipstance 2016-03-02 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Is... everyone okay in there?

[She'd be judging harder except she's mostly just concerned.]
resnipstance: judging, annoyed, deadpan, ugh. (151)

video

[personal profile] resnipstance 2016-03-02 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh good. Well if you're fine then I can employ my judging face.]

Really. [It's said without a question mark at the end, like she doesn't believe it for a second.]

And the other guy?
precedented: (The lion of the Atreides)

[ video ]

[personal profile] precedented 2016-03-02 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. Such maturity! Such displays of grace. You do your Houses proud.

[ This is amazing. Leto has never seen two scions of noble houses descend into such childishness before. All he needed now was one of those terribly unhealthy foods Loki loved to eat. What was it called, pop corn? ]
pain_train: (bitch please)

Video

[personal profile] pain_train 2016-03-02 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow, boys are dumb, news at 11. Honestly, she'd just leave it alone since it's not really her fire to put out, since neither of these idiots are on her ship, except for which seagull is making noise and pooping on the network right now. Sigh.]

Hey scrub, does Corporal Stewart know you're fucking around and interrupting other people's work?
Edited 2016-03-02 12:54 (UTC)
resnipstance: unsure (132)

[personal profile] resnipstance 2016-03-02 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ahsoka just sighs and shakes her head. Whatever. This isn't her fight. Instead, she chooses to focus on the other thing.]

If you're having trouble with the engineering stuff, maybe I can give you a hand.
resnipstance: unsure, talking, eyebrow raise, curious (137)

[personal profile] resnipstance 2016-03-02 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
All right. What ship are you on? I'll be there soon.
pain_train: (bitch please)

Video

[personal profile] pain_train 2016-03-02 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Corporal Stewart is probably too busy replacing all the oxygen he just wasted by breathing. All the oxygen you both wasted. [Okay, not a kind and generous thing to say. Is she feeling grumpy for once?]

Why is he up your ass?
Edited (To be fair...) 2016-03-02 13:49 (UTC)
summerschild: (♜ lend a mending hand)

[video]

[personal profile] summerschild 2016-03-02 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, this is somehow both satisfying and disconcerting to see over the network.]

Don't hurt him, Jon, you'll get in trouble!

[He's heard things about Theon's captain, and he's kind of scared of her.]
reek: (Default)

[ video ]

[personal profile] reek 2016-03-02 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What would you know of my house?

[ Ah, yes. Theon's decided to make an appearance too after his fiasco with Jon as well. But unlike Jon's, his reaction is a little more hostile. ]

Snow doesn't even have a house. He's a bastard.
complicatedliar: (smirk)

Video

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2016-03-02 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yes, Leto, this definitely deserves popcorn. A cup of tea will have to do, though. This is entertaining.]

My, but this is certainly some valuable reporting. [Is he mocking, is he serious? The tone invites interpretation.]

Such grievances require much fresh air.

[How can he make this worse...]
Edited 2016-03-02 16:37 (UTC)
reek: (Default)

Video

[personal profile] reek 2016-03-02 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ugh, excuse him while he rolls his eyes--mostly out of annoyance at Jon's stupidity, but also because he had vainly hoped to never see Wrath again. ]

This concerns Snow and myself, not you. But Corporal Stewart, as you once knew it, has undergone a change of name. You may now refer to it as Captain Harlaw.

[ Because he needs to honor his mother's side of the family somehow. ]
pain_train: (Default)

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[personal profile] pain_train 2016-03-02 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If you want to keep it in the locker room, don't put it on the fucking network. Fights and dick pics, keep em to yourself if you don't want review.

[The name change is actually a cheery thought, since it indicates Theon is actually taking care of the plant.]

Harlaw's climbing the ranks quickly.
passingthrough: (Smoking - Watching you)

[personal profile] passingthrough 2016-03-02 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Still making friends I see. [That part is for Theon, not that she specifies. Probably not too hard to guess.]

You know it wasn't even very good baiting, Jon.
theshabbiestofmen: (Talk ☾DERISIVE LAUGH)

[personal profile] theshabbiestofmen 2016-03-02 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I do hope you're all in one piece.

[Theon, he means.]
alwayscomeback: DNS (We went too far)

Video

[personal profile] alwayscomeback 2016-03-02 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[What the heck. Jon is related to the Starks, and by extension that means Sokka feels the need to give a crap. So:]

...You okay there, Jon?

[He doesn't care about Theon. Theon can go fuck himself. ]
precedented: (And when it has gone past)

[personal profile] precedented 2016-03-02 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He laughs softly. ]

That depends. Are you done? A watcher on the walls should be a little more . . . refined and above such things, wouldn't he?
precedented: (There's an animal kind of trick)

[personal profile] precedented 2016-03-02 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Greyjoy of the grey islands, sowing their oats quite prestigiously despite their house motto. Should I go on?

[ Ah yes, he had forgotten about that stigma. ]

And? I was not aware being a bastard removed him from all ties together.
reek: (pic#9976583)

video also later

[personal profile] reek 2016-03-03 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. Snow seems to be as well, unfortunately. [ See, Theon isn't afraid to tack on how unfortunate it is, unlike some people. ]
reek: (pic#9976621)

[personal profile] reek 2016-03-03 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, that's...that's pretty accurate, but Theon refuses to let his discomfort show. ]

Go on. You haven't gotten to the bit about the Drowned God yet.

[ In fact, he even laughs and puts on that trademark smarmy smile. ]

Call it what you like, but half ties don't make him a Stark.
resnipstance: judging, annoyed, deadpan, ugh. (151)

video

[personal profile] resnipstance 2016-03-03 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh good. If you're both fine, I can do my best judging face.]

You know, if you antagonise someone, they're going to fight back.

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