WE'RE ALL WEIRD PEOPLE & WE LOVE IT

[mylegacy]

Who: the caprine shitshow
Broadcast: none.......
Action:
When: right meow

[when life gives you lemons throw them at your crew]

[specifically the captain]

[actually just throw everything at the captain he's got a hard skull he can take it]

Comments

[mylegacy]

Mm, I've never made it before but I can try.

[He steps into the kitchen, a little less tentative now that he's been given permission.]

What's not right about it?

[shoujoreject]

It's too... [He mutters something in Cantonese, shaking his head.] Doughy. It needs to have more stretch.

[He gestures a little as he speaks, plucking off a piece of the too-thick dough and stretching it in his fingers - well, as best as he can.]

They're like... ah, what are they called again... pasties? You fill them with meat and vegetables, fold them over, seal and fry them.

[mylegacy]

Oh.

[He smiles a little, bright and optimistic for a change.]

I can help with that, then. I'm better with breads than pastries. Here — push it over, I'll see what I can do.

How big are they meant to be? [And then, almost immediately:] What language was that? I don't know it.

[shoujoreject]

Ah... about the length of a hand--

[He pauses as he pushes the dough over, laughing.]

Well, my hand. I guess it's about 12 centimeters? [And then he blinks at the question.] Ah, Cantonese. I get a little tripped up when talking about food, since mother and father never really spoke English in the kitchen.