WE'RE ALL WEIRD PEOPLE & WE LOVE IT

[mylegacy]

Who: the caprine shitshow
Broadcast: none.......
Action:
When: right meow

[when life gives you lemons throw them at your crew]

[specifically the captain]

[actually just throw everything at the captain he's got a hard skull he can take it]

Comments

[mylegacy]

Mmm, is she? I think she's doing fine.

[Mostly, in fairness, because he's far better at being patient with her than he is with Joseph - not to mention the fact that even as he continues to distractedly pet her, he hasn't actually moved that far from Joseph, because of one important, nay crucial, fact.]

[He smells really good.]

She's doing good, huh?

[nextlineis]

[Joseph should probably file a complaint that Cloudy gets more slack than he does, but... He'll get around to that later. Maybe. Because it's really hard to file a complaint against a cottonball. Especially once it's all snuggled into your boyfriend's lap.]

Really good, [Joseph says as he gently bumps his nose into Caesar's cheek before kissing it.] She's really smart, you know.

[He kisses Caesar on the lips again.]

Just don't start trying to train her in hamon, okay?

[mylegacy]

I won't. She'd gang up on me with you.

[No, she wouldn't. Not if he had treats, okay. But he might be too distracted to give her treats, because kisses.]

You're doing good, too. Even though she's smarter than you are.

[nextlineis]

[That's the only problem with dogs. Their loyalty and love is very easily bought. But that's not really a problem either. Basically, Cloudy is perfect.]

She is not! [Joseph says with a small puff of laughter.] We're at least the same.