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[Excuse the owlish-eyed girl with the weird pasted-on smile. She has things to talk about!]

Attention...!

I will not use names, because I don't want to embarrass them, b-but...! I needed to tell a very particular pilot something very important! And that is this: if you do d-decide to propose to Miss L — to, ummmm... to your girlfriend, you should not give her a ring made out of spaceship parts. Because that's kind of strange to wear. I believe that sort of advice should be applied to everyone, though...!

Unless the person you love really, really, really enjoys spaceships.

I suppose we should all wear what makes us happy!

I do admit, I've always wanted jewelry... I-I mean, I know they're very expensive most of the time, but I've never gotten to wear any before. Maybe I should make some! Oh, but I don't think I would be very good at it... Is there a particular way to make nice jewelry, even for someone like me? Necklaces and rings and....

....

I don't think I can wear earrings. That seems like it would hurt.

Ah!! I apologize, I guess I've been thinking so much about different topics! Like — games, and stories, and stuff to wear, and so many new things that I've never gotten to enjoy myself before. I think I even have.... friends! Do I? Is there a level that I need to reach with people before I can be friends with them? P-perhaps there's a way to officiate friendships...

Maybe with rings, like marriage! Friendship rings!!

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Ah, they're not a princess! They're —

Um, they're, they're — !!

They're a teacher!!

[t65]

[Okay, time to stop messing with the kid. Gosh, if Luke wasn't so easily endeared by children, he'd think that permasmile was kinda, uh... creepy...]

Oh, really? Because I have a sister who's a princess, and she's very close friends with a pilot. Maybe you've met her; her name is Leia Organa.

[scrubscrub]

....!!!

You're Miss Leia's brother?!

Incredible! Then you're a noble, too! A prince!

[t65]

What? No! No, I'm not a prince- [He shakes his head, holding his hands up against the accusation.] She's a part of the Alderaanian royal family, I'm just a... [jedi pilot soldier spy] ...farmer's nephew.

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Oh....

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Well, that's kind of weird, to have a princess sister but not be a prince...

[scrubscrub]

But there's nothing wrong with being a farmer's nephew!

My dad was a fisherman.

[t65]

Was he? You'll have to tell me about that! I grew up on a planet without any fish.

[scrubscrub]

A planet without any fish?! But -- you didn't have water??

[t65]

No, no water at all. In fact, that was what we farmed.

[scrubscrub]

From where? The sky?

[Look, we are nothing but water back home, IDK where people pump it from.]

[t65]

More less. We vaporate it from the atmosphere. It's not... very interesting. [it is in fact hella boring]

[scrubscrub]

Oh, but it sounds interesting to me! How did you ever reach such a place??