video.

[scrubscrub]

[Excuse the owlish-eyed girl with the weird pasted-on smile. She has things to talk about!]

Attention...!

I will not use names, because I don't want to embarrass them, b-but...! I needed to tell a very particular pilot something very important! And that is this: if you do d-decide to propose to Miss L — to, ummmm... to your girlfriend, you should not give her a ring made out of spaceship parts. Because that's kind of strange to wear. I believe that sort of advice should be applied to everyone, though...!

Unless the person you love really, really, really enjoys spaceships.

I suppose we should all wear what makes us happy!

I do admit, I've always wanted jewelry... I-I mean, I know they're very expensive most of the time, but I've never gotten to wear any before. Maybe I should make some! Oh, but I don't think I would be very good at it... Is there a particular way to make nice jewelry, even for someone like me? Necklaces and rings and....

....

I don't think I can wear earrings. That seems like it would hurt.

Ah!! I apologize, I guess I've been thinking so much about different topics! Like — games, and stories, and stuff to wear, and so many new things that I've never gotten to enjoy myself before. I think I even have.... friends! Do I? Is there a level that I need to reach with people before I can be friends with them? P-perhaps there's a way to officiate friendships...

Maybe with rings, like marriage! Friendship rings!!

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[Voice]

[falconing]

[ what the fuck is this oh my GOD

so ahsoka contacted him immediately after this, and han has been busy idk taking care of his STUPID GIRLFRIEND WHO GOT STABBED and DOING IMPORTANT THINGS and this is the thanks he gets

THIS ]

What.

[ that's it

that's all you get ]

[voice]

[imahologram]

We were joking, Han. It just got a little out of hand.

[voice]

[falconing]

What kinda conversation was happening when that came up?

[ jEEZ ]

[imahologram]

What does that matter? The point is, you don't have to lose your cool over it.

[Voice]

[scrubscrub]

[A-ahaha. Ahahaha... ha...

Her smile is on full-force right now.]

What, what?

[Voice]

[falconing]

[ YOU KNOW WHAT WHAT MISSY ]

Where in the hell did all of this come from?

[Voice]

[scrubscrub]

U-um, w-w-well!! Miss Leia and I were talking about h-how it's not very fitting to have a ring made of spaceship parts, and then she said I should be sure to let you know! So I — I prepared a little speech about it! That's all, really...!

[i'm gonna throw up pls forgive me]