[video] asking the important questions

[resnipstance]

Who: Ahsoka + you
Broadcast: fleedwide video
Action: you can find her on the starstruck if you want
When: idk now?

Hey guys! I have a bit of a weird question for you today.

Did anyone by any chance stock up on apples before we left the Starlight? Or... apple puree, maybe? Or, um. Apple-anything-not-in-a-protein-cube? It's important. I promise.

I'd be willing to trade you credits or food from the Starstruck in exchange. We have a lot of dried and frozen meat. Like. A lot.

On an unrelated-but-not-really note...

Does anyone know how to make apple pie?

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New broadcast, 5 minutes later: ... Apparently you need flour and butter too. Do we have any of those things?

Comments

[goodjob]

Do you have sugar and salt and flour and butter? Baking is God's way of saying he hates us and wants us to be miserable.

[resnipstance]

Oh. Well. Um. I think we have some sugar and salt? Maybe. I'm... not sure about the other two.

... I'm going to make an addendum to the broadcast.

[goodjob]

[Fiona smiles.]

And I'll see if I can find one of those World War Two grandma recipes where they didn't have flour or butter, okay? [She's not holding her breath because no google, but whatever.]

[resnipstance]

One of the what now?

[goodjob]

Uhh, during World War Two, there was rationing so there are still recipes kicking around for how to substitute ingredients. If my brother was here, he could tell you all about it. [...] Well, half of 'em could.

[resnipstance]

... Half of your brother could tell me? What's the other half of him doing...?

[goodjob]

[Fiona cracks up.] I have four brothers! One's a genius, one loves military shit, one loves setting shit on fire and the other one can't talk. Half my brothers could tell you about it.

[resnipstance]

... Wow. That's... that's a lot of brothers.

[goodjob]

And I have a sister, too. Lucky for you, that means I know how to cook.

[resnipstance]

Great! Then you're going to join us, right?