[video] asking the important questions

[resnipstance]

Who: Ahsoka + you
Broadcast: fleedwide video
Action: you can find her on the starstruck if you want
When: idk now?

Hey guys! I have a bit of a weird question for you today.

Did anyone by any chance stock up on apples before we left the Starlight? Or... apple puree, maybe? Or, um. Apple-anything-not-in-a-protein-cube? It's important. I promise.

I'd be willing to trade you credits or food from the Starstruck in exchange. We have a lot of dried and frozen meat. Like. A lot.

On an unrelated-but-not-really note...

Does anyone know how to make apple pie?

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New broadcast, 5 minutes later: ... Apparently you need flour and butter too. Do we have any of those things?

Comments

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[feathery]

Important question.

[This is not an important question.]

Do you know if you can use the same apples from a pie for apple juice. Like simultaneously. Or, uh, in a process. Like you boil them for the juice, [he thinks that's how it works; he's pretty sure that's what Jade told him] then use their wrinkled old man remains for pie. You know, to give them a proper burial.

Or are apples limited to one applicious experience only.

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[resnipstance]

[Sheepishly:] I'm sorry... I really don't know.

I'd never even heard of apples before I came here.

audio;

[feathery]

Oh, whoops. I mean to be fair, I don't got a clue and I grew up with apples. We even had a game named after them. And games actually involving them, now that I think about it.

[resnipstance]

A game named after a fruit...? How does that work?

[feathery]

With a lot of word trickery and the swapping of apple cards. They're valuable currency.

Whoever collects the most first is the winner.

[resnipstance]

Huh. That doesn't sound too difficult. Do you think we could we play it here?

[feathery]

Probably? I bet there's an off-brand space version with references to shit no one in the Fleet will get.

Or we could make one. Then everyone understands at least a couple of the cards.

[resnipstance]

Okay! Let's do it.

... You'll have to explain the rules to me first, though.

[feathery]

I can do that.

[But can he really, in terms everyone understands.]

Do you want a diagram with the rules.