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Who: Stiles & everyone!
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: On the SS First Breath if you're so inclined.
When: Today!

So we're supposed to be on some zany interdimensional reality show, right, okay. I got that.

[ stiles's voice may be a little strange thanks to the way he's holding his nose and all. it may also have something to do with the blood that's starting to leak between his fingers. if his eyes are a little shiny, that's definitely just your imagination. ]

But are we talking Truman Show or MTV's Real World? [ oh god he is grossing himself out here. finally, he circles around to his point: ] Man, I really don't want to end up going viral on Space Youtube for some of this stuff.

[ as if "teenage jackass dances into doorframe" would ever go viral, stiles. ]

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[He uses so many references that go over Kitty's head since her reality didn't exactly keep pace with the changing times what with being busy with everything being the worst and all.]

You know you're bleeding, right?

[ he snorts (and nearly gags), expression deadpan when he's finished being disgusted. ]

I'd figured that much out, yeah.

But you were too eager to talk to us to take care of it first?

I can do both!

[ which is why he's half-assedly searching through his bunk for a shirt or something he doesn't mind ruining. ]

I had no idea bleeding was for multitasking. [Smirking.] Don't let me interrupt.

Did someone punch you?

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[ he balls a sock up, sort of awkwardly holding it to his nose as he fixes the communicator with a critical look. ]

What? No! Why are you even asking that? Why would you assume that??

You can't imagine any reason I'd make that jump in logic?

Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings on purpose.

No. I could do that much more efficiently. [Really, you almost couldn't be talking to a nicer person from a grimdark universe.]

So, what happened to your nose then? It's not like you just walked into door or something.

Hey, you don't even know me! People usually at least spend some time with me before wishing me bodily harm.

[ maybe if he's defensive enough she'll ignore the fact that he's totally dodging the actual question. ]

I don't actually wish you harm bodily or otherwise. I'm a concerned citizen. I take nose health seriously. [Said with the straightest of faces.]

[ Nova's been down on the moon exploring but when she sees his video, she responds asap ]

What happened? Are you okay?

I also think you might be lying to me.

[ said with what is probably a giant frown beneath the bloody wad of sock. ]

[ having a girlfriend who is a total badass only makes moments like these more humiliating. ]

I ran into a door.

People usually at least spend some time with me before deciding I'm a liar. [She rarely lies, but apparently she will steal your sentences right out from under you.]