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[evildetector]

Who: Stiles & everyone!
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: On the SS First Breath if you're so inclined.
When: Today!

So we're supposed to be on some zany interdimensional reality show, right, okay. I got that.

[ stiles's voice may be a little strange thanks to the way he's holding his nose and all. it may also have something to do with the blood that's starting to leak between his fingers. if his eyes are a little shiny, that's definitely just your imagination. ]

But are we talking Truman Show or MTV's Real World? [ oh god he is grossing himself out here. finally, he circles around to his point: ] Man, I really don't want to end up going viral on Space Youtube for some of this stuff.

[ as if "teenage jackass dances into doorframe" would ever go viral, stiles. ]

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[passingthrough]

[He uses so many references that go over Kitty's head since her reality didn't exactly keep pace with the changing times what with being busy with everything being the worst and all.]

You know you're bleeding, right?

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[evildetector]

[ he snorts (and nearly gags), expression deadpan when he's finished being disgusted. ]

I'd figured that much out, yeah.

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[passingthrough]

But you were too eager to talk to us to take care of it first?

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[evildetector]

I can do both!

[ which is why he's half-assedly searching through his bunk for a shirt or something he doesn't mind ruining. ]

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[passingthrough]

I had no idea bleeding was for multitasking. [Smirking.] Don't let me interrupt.

Did someone punch you?

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[takeabow]

[ Nova's been down on the moon exploring but when she sees his video, she responds asap ]

What happened? Are you okay?

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[evildetector]

[ having a girlfriend who is a total badass only makes moments like these more humiliating. ]

I ran into a door.

[takeabow]

Wait... what?

[ she actually doesn't... understand........ ]

[evildetector]

Well.

[ he's holding a wadded up sock to his nose... ]

A door frame, I guess.

[takeabow]

How?

Should I come back?

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[ladybro]

Are you sure about that? [ ... ] Viral is where the money's at, these days.

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[evildetector]

[ at this point he's holding a balled up sock to his face in an attempt to staunch the flow of blood. ]

Yeah, right. As if I'd ever see a penny of it.

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[ladybro]

[ hey. a bloody nose is but a stumbling block, right? ]

Isn't that why we get the credits deposited into our accounts? We are, quite actually, seeing plenty of pennies because of our watchability.

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[evildetector]

[ man he really needs to make his way to the medbay. ]

Hey, you can't prove we're seeing the Youtube royalties, too.

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[ladybro]

That cash-strapped, huh?

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[namethefallen]

They say we're being watched, but other than credits, it doesn't seem like anyone is noticing what we do.

[ certainly no one has said a word about Chara sneaking the scalpels and other sharp instruments from the lab, at least off-crew. ]

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[evildetector]

[ stiles shrugs once. he's at least upgraded to ice in a bag against his bruising nose now. ]

Could be they notice and just don't care.

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[namethefallen]

That seems like it'd be really dangerous, though. What if someone was doing something bad?

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[evildetector]

[ man, this got way more complicated than he'd expected it to. ]

Maybe they have a different definition of "bad" in space. Who knows.

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[namethefallen]

I hope if someone was doing something dangerous they'd tell us.

[ no they don't. ]

[intelligently]

What did you do?

( Stiles' blood is clearly more important than his questions )

[evildetector]

Fought a guy. Big guy. Like - eight feet tall. Whooped his ass, though.

[ he's managed to scrounge together an icepack for his nose at this point, at least. ]

[intelligently]

Should I be worried about seeing this guy around?

( She doesn't believe there was one, but for his benefit- )

[evildetector]

Well.

[ stiles clears his throat. ]

Big guy, big... doorframe. Same thing, right.

[intelligently]

( ONLY YOU STILES )

You should keep your head tipped back, it'll help.