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[evildetector]

Who: Stiles & everyone!
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: On the SS First Breath if you're so inclined.
When: Today!

So we're supposed to be on some zany interdimensional reality show, right, okay. I got that.

[ stiles's voice may be a little strange thanks to the way he's holding his nose and all. it may also have something to do with the blood that's starting to leak between his fingers. if his eyes are a little shiny, that's definitely just your imagination. ]

But are we talking Truman Show or MTV's Real World? [ oh god he is grossing himself out here. finally, he circles around to his point: ] Man, I really don't want to end up going viral on Space Youtube for some of this stuff.

[ as if "teenage jackass dances into doorframe" would ever go viral, stiles. ]

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[ladybro]

I'm not certain that any reality show in the history of reality shows ever had a contract so generous. The execs gotta take their cuts, buddy.

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[evildetector]

Excuse me, but - are you defending the people who've kidnapped us, stuck us on jank ships, given us protein gel to eat, and are literally using our lives as a source of their entertainment?

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[ladybro]

Defending? No. But the last time I went hurling through space, it didn't come with a per diem. Nor did it come with so little life-threatening danger.

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[evildetector]

What about the life-threatening boredom?

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[ladybro]

There's something to be said about how safe boredom actually is.

[ lies! she's restless as all hell. ]

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[evildetector]

Yeah? So you're telling me you actually prefer this.

[ because - okay, he's totally being a hypocrite here. if he and scott and lydia and malia and kira and the rest never had to risk their lives again, he'd be super duper okay with that. but in the moment... ]

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[ladybro]

Prefer? No. I have purpose where I'm from -- and that purpose is sorely lacking, here. But I gotta admit it's nice to go a month without someone or something trying to tear my city apart.

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[evildetector]

[ he pauses for a moment, before puffing his cheeks out (and wincing when that manages to hurt his nose.) ]

Yeah, well. I can relate to that, I guess. Bring on the boredom.

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[ladybro]

And fewer bust noses. Hopefully. Has anyone told you to put some ice on that, yet?

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[evildetector]

Yeah, yeah, and I was told to hold my head back, too. It's cool - I don't think it's broken.

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[ladybro]

You'll be fine. Hell -- even if it is broken? Look at Owen Wilson. He rocks it.