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Who: Nightingale and you!
Broadcast: Video and audio
Action: Iskaulit!
When: Now.

[When the video feed starts, it displays a large room inside the Iskaulit, covered in snow and... dog toys. A lot of them, actually. And there's a single fox romping around in the snow, as well.]

Hi, everyone. It's Nightingale. This post was just to say that the fox park on the Iskaulit is now finished and open for anyone to come let their foxes out to play, since they probably need to, and this is obviously not a good planet to bring pets to. On a related note, if I find out anyone's bringing their foxes down to poison planet down there, I'm going to punch you as hard as I can.

[The video then cuts out, without ever actually showing Nightingale, but the audio keeps going.]

... And on an unrelated note. Can anyone tell me about weird physical transformations happening here? Do those happen often? Are those related to our augments? And how long do they last?

Comments

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... You remember the game where we had to collect pieces of the antidote...?

voice;

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...You're not serious. How would they even do that?

voice;

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I don't know but I'd really like to have my hands back.

voice;

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God. If we ever get to meet them in person, I owe them like five punches in the face.

voice;

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Agreed.

I kind of need hands for that part, though.

voice;

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You could wing them in the face?

voice;

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[She laughs at that.]

Tempting, but I'm pretty sure that would hurt my wing more than their face.

voice;

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I bet it would still be satisfying, though.

voice;

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... Okay, yeah. That would be. And these wings are pretty strong.

voice;

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Make sure to get it on video.

voice;

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Fuck that. I'll just do live repeat performances whenever someone wants to see it again. And when I don't have wings, I can just use something else blunt and heavy.

voice;

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I like the way you think.

voice;

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I thought you might. I'll save you front-row seats to see it.

voice;

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you're the best

voice;

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I aim to please.