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[experiencepoints]

Who: Nightingale and you!
Broadcast: Video and audio
Action: Iskaulit!
When: Now.

[When the video feed starts, it displays a large room inside the Iskaulit, covered in snow and... dog toys. A lot of them, actually. And there's a single fox romping around in the snow, as well.]

Hi, everyone. It's Nightingale. This post was just to say that the fox park on the Iskaulit is now finished and open for anyone to come let their foxes out to play, since they probably need to, and this is obviously not a good planet to bring pets to. On a related note, if I find out anyone's bringing their foxes down to poison planet down there, I'm going to punch you as hard as I can.

[The video then cuts out, without ever actually showing Nightingale, but the audio keeps going.]

... And on an unrelated note. Can anyone tell me about weird physical transformations happening here? Do those happen often? Are those related to our augments? And how long do they last?

Comments

[experiencepoints]

... Yeah, that's not a thing in Sparrow's world, judging from how terrible she was at handling my magic.

[notzubats]

Really?

Huh, that's weird. Wonder what's up with that.

[experiencepoints]

And that creepy 'Team Galactic' asshole probably would have gone for people with those abilities first.

There's a lot of weird, similar worlds, I guses.

[notzubats]

Yeah, maybe...

[He's definitely never heard of "Team Galactic". He tries to think of the implications for a moment, but eventually he just shrugs it off. Way too complicated for him. Isn't it just good that there are other people out there that know about Pokemon?]

Anyway, it's not a bad thing you look like a Shifter! I think they're pretty cool.

[experiencepoints]

Yeah, uh... "Cool" is all well and good, but...

[She lifts one of those horrible murderous-looking claws.]

I think I preferred having hands.

[notzubats]

...Oh. Yeah.

Gotcha.

[experiencepoints]

Yeah.

You do not want to know how hard it is to make these broadcasts without them.

[notzubats]

Haha...pretty hard I bet...

[experiencepoints]

Very hard.

[notzubats]

Yeah...

But you got it in the end, at least! So just keep...pecking at it!

[Sora no]

[experiencepoints]

... Were you trying to make a joke?

[if that was a pun she will destroy you.]

[notzubats]

Well, yeah- because you know...you look like a bird? Get it?

[Yes. Yes it was a pun]

[experiencepoints]

No.

[notzubats]

Oh c'mooon! I thought it pretty good!

[experiencepoints]

You thought wrong.

[notzubats]

Awwww!

[experiencepoints]

If Cumulo were here I would send him to smack you for that.

[notzubats]

Over a pun?! Isn't that a little extreme!?

[experiencepoints]

No. It's exactly appropriate for puns.

Besides, he was only a Riolu, it's not like he hits hard.

[notzubats]

That's still harsh........

[experiencepoints]

Hey, I spent half my time at the dorm getting body slammed by an Eevee, they're not that bad.

[notzubats]

Still...

[a pause]

...Does this mean we're friends?

[experiencepoints]

[wat]

I... guess? Sure, if you'd like to be?

[notzubats]

[Annnnd his reaction is basically as excited as a dog when they are told its time for a walk. Heck, he's practically bouncing over here.]

Yeah!! Of course I'd like to be! [A FRIEND!!!]

[experiencepoints]

[she's having to hold back a laugh at that.]

You're pretty excitable, aren't you?