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Who: Nami and anyone
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bloodsport
When: 16th April

[The broadcast doesn't switch on while Nami is still sleeping, but it does decide to catch the moment when she practically launches off the bed with a banshee screech and then tumbles to the floor blankets and all, a tangle of material and bare limbs flailing in a pathetic heap.]

Luffy, you ass-- I'm the only one who can--

[The only one who can inhale a blanket corner, apparently. 8| Please hold, spluttering. She eventually flips the blanket back to show a mess of orange hair, smoothing it dazedly behind one ear-- and then freezing as she swipes at thin air beneath that.]

Wha hap'-- where's my--

[....]

.....huh?

[Memory might be taking a bit.]

---------

[Some hours later she'll be back and fully coherent and annoyed.]

I go to sleep for two weeks and we're still in this crappy place? Tell me there's a bright side somewhere. And I guess I owe a bunch of shifts at the bar or something.

Aha. Tell me I still have a job.

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... Yeah. Yikes. You guys have been okay though, right?

That sounds like a lot to deal with.

[SAYS THIS IDIOT, LMFAO.]

[YEAH SHE'S JUST GONNA

lower her glass a little to give him a look across the rim because lmao this is the hypocrite table innit]

We're just busy. Not in apocalyptic-class trouble.

[THE LOOK IS INEFFECTIVE, I'VE GROWN USED TO THEM.]

Still, it sounds like a shitshow.

Everything turns into a shitshow with us. We'll deal.

Of course, I guess whoever Sanji-kun is getting married to could complicate things.

... Do you guys know anything about this person he's marrying?

Only that marrying her will essentially marry Sanji-kun into Big Mom's crew. She could be just as much a pawn as he is, or she could be all for it.

...also, she could be gorgeous.

[:|]

[LINE. FACE.]

... God, if she's gorgeous, I don't know if he'll have the strength to resist.

[Apparently according to today's chapter HE DID. But let's mock him until we're shocked by this turn of events later.]

If he doesn't, we'll just beat him senseless and drag him back to the ship.

[Though to be honest, girl vs. Straw Hats? It might be tough and full of jellyfish angst, but Sanji will make the right call.]

[HANDS IN FACE OK

But okay, that sounds good. He nods.]

Be gentle, I'm sure he can't help his weird, concerning genetics.

Trust me, I've been around Dean for long enough.

Sanji-kun can handle whatever we dish out. [Totally an excuse to be more violent.]

That's the major thing you might be interested in anyway. There's a lot of other stuff going on, but it's less personal.

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