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[benames]

Who: Cisco Ramon
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: the marsiva
When: current

[ today you can see cisco ramon putting tons of cheddar gel between two wheat solids, pressing them all together into a sandwich before heating them up on the highest setting available. it's not really grilled cheese but it's as close as it comes.

he's already eating out of a plate of frozen banana cubes ]

ok so eating all of this alone while everyone else is partying is absolutely my senior prom all over again just in space-setting.

[ oh to be a nerd, even in space. ]

so - what do we call ourselves? the fleeters? this is just for future knowledge, I am not in any way implying that title is.

[ the space microwave beeps ]

are they going to serve frozen tequila cubes in that party? because if so then a) awesome and b) I think those should definitely be provided to those of us who are stuck here on board of the SS No-Date.

Just saying.

Comments

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[passingthrough]

I don't think you can freeze tequila. Then again, abducting people from the multiverse for a reality show is a little out there too.

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[takingkarabusiness]

Hopefully the frozen tequila would hypothetically be mixed with powdered margarita mix? Because we're short on limes here.

Which really makes you wonder how we're all avoiding scurvy at the moment.

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[resnipstance]

[A very obviously-alien looking girl pops up on Cisco's screen. Orange skin, strange white markings, stripey horns, the lot.]

What's a senior prom?

It's a pity they can't release you from the Marsiva early just so you can go to the dance, though. Maybe I can broadcast some of it for you!

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[beathach]

I don't think they have frozen tequila cubes, unless the freezers are more powerful than I've been lead to believe.

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[winn]

[ oh hello new best friend ]

The music there's pretty lame, but you can always crank it and alternative-prom it up.

[ aka - his senior prom experience. ]

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[ladybro]

Dude. Is that a fake-out grilled cheese?

[ respect. ]

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[benames]

You can if you have a freezer that'll go to just about -26.56 degrees Celsius which normal freezers won't go to but then -

[ gesturing around them ]

awesome space technology. Also potential to many bad decision making which I guess might be a good thing since space reality show.

all in all, no down-sides, should happen.

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[benames]

must be something in the tofu-gel-goo.

[ hold on, now that you mentioned it kara. ]

we could potentially look into one of them and try to realize what they're made of.

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[passingthrough]

Seems like a bad thing to put in your mouth after that, but then tequila was never my drink anyway.

Besides, I make plenty of bad decisions while sober. But I'm gifted like that. You seem pretty calm. Not your first time?

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[takingkarabusiness]

You know, I have some friends here who would really like to do that project. We'd just have to find a centrifuge or maybe a mass spectrometer? I don't know; I'm not a scientist.

On the other hand, is that a can of worms we'd want to open?

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[benames]

[ ok so cisco may have to bite his fist for a moment or two or six before answering because he thinks he knows what universe you come from, ma'am and he happens to be a fan and also you're so awesome.

he'd totally have taken Ahsoka to space prom, ok. ]

It's um - basically teenagers getting together, the popular ones getting dates and stuff while the less popular ones stay at home and eat their weight in nachos.

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[benames]

Dude, we're in space. If space has spaceships and reality tv and space jello that taste like peanut butter, it can have frozen tequila cubes.

[ man, together with lemon cubes. now that would be a feat ]

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[benames]

prom night with elevator music and space-jello.

[ a hum ]

not my worst prom experience.

[ he still remembers the one homecoming picture of dante his parents wanted to frame. that was a painful year. ]

though moon-party sounds hands-down awesome.

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[benames]

[ ok you? you he likes ]

I am going to make a petition to get us marshmallow cubes and gel so we can make fake-out s'mores. it's totally crucial to my reality-show-space-experience.

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[benames]

Could have fooled me with the mass spectrometer suggestion - you're a scientist in the making.

[ as for the question, well ]

probably yes. maybe then we can figure out how to make it in new tastes. consider the pizza flavored one and tell me you're not tempted.

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[ladybro]

That, and Red Vines. Am I right? [ a lop-sided smile. she'll have to see what she can do about marshmallows...after all, she's got a cook augment. ]

Hi. I'm Kate.

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[beathach]

Sadly, I can't even argue that.

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[winn]

Mine either.

[ he nods sympathetically, as sad as that is to admit. though, his moon-party experience promises to be pretty amazing. too bad you can't be there, dude. ]

If there're any tequila cubes, I'll try to save you one. But if there aren't, we have a couple bars floating around with us.

[takingkarabusiness]

I'm usually surrounded by them. Both of my foster parents and my sister are scientists, and my best friend is something of an expert computer guy.

[ and omg you know her heart ]

Okay, Kate and I have been trying to figure out this pizza situation for days. It's really hard! She gets the seasoning right, but the textures all wrong. You can forget about stretchy cheese.

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[benames]

yes!

[ he may have sorta bounced a little there because finally, his people. ]

and salted caramel cubes, just saying. Cisco.

[ wave ]

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[benames]

So are tootsie pops but then on the other side, super addictive.

[ he lifts his arms ]

oh absolutely my first time but still, not the weirdest thing that happened to me.

[ you know. moving through worlds, his doppelganger is evil and dead. a half man half shark attack. business as usual ]

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[ladybro]

Sorry you're stuck here with us, Cisco. And sorry the fake-food happens to real-suck.

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[passingthrough]

I always found the tootsie roll part at the end kind of disappointing. Like it's just pretending to be chocolate. Which really should have prepared me for the food here.

[She looks at him curiously.] Fair enough. Want to share? Was a giraffe involved?

[benames]

your family sounds awesome. All my friends are scientists too. that and law-enforcement makes for my entire social life.

[ it's easier to talk about pizza and candy than considering how to get home and how he got here and would there ever be a breach to go home through and what will happen to harry and barry and caitlin and

and zoom. cisco doesn't want to think about zoom at all because that would just make him feel helpless here.

instead, pizza. ]

Between us three, we got it.

[takingkarabusiness]

Also, Hank was going to work on synthesizing softserve in his lab. I bet you'd be way more help than I would in that endeavor.

I'm Kara, by the way.