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[benames]

Who: Cisco Ramon
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: the marsiva
When: current

[ today you can see cisco ramon putting tons of cheddar gel between two wheat solids, pressing them all together into a sandwich before heating them up on the highest setting available. it's not really grilled cheese but it's as close as it comes.

he's already eating out of a plate of frozen banana cubes ]

ok so eating all of this alone while everyone else is partying is absolutely my senior prom all over again just in space-setting.

[ oh to be a nerd, even in space. ]

so - what do we call ourselves? the fleeters? this is just for future knowledge, I am not in any way implying that title is.

[ the space microwave beeps ]

are they going to serve frozen tequila cubes in that party? because if so then a) awesome and b) I think those should definitely be provided to those of us who are stuck here on board of the SS No-Date.

Just saying.

Comments

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[passingthrough]

I don't think you can freeze tequila. Then again, abducting people from the multiverse for a reality show is a little out there too.

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[benames]

You can if you have a freezer that'll go to just about -26.56 degrees Celsius which normal freezers won't go to but then -

[ gesturing around them ]

awesome space technology. Also potential to many bad decision making which I guess might be a good thing since space reality show.

all in all, no down-sides, should happen.

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[passingthrough]

Seems like a bad thing to put in your mouth after that, but then tequila was never my drink anyway.

Besides, I make plenty of bad decisions while sober. But I'm gifted like that. You seem pretty calm. Not your first time?

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[takingkarabusiness]

Hopefully the frozen tequila would hypothetically be mixed with powdered margarita mix? Because we're short on limes here.

Which really makes you wonder how we're all avoiding scurvy at the moment.

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[benames]

must be something in the tofu-gel-goo.

[ hold on, now that you mentioned it kara. ]

we could potentially look into one of them and try to realize what they're made of.

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[takingkarabusiness]

You know, I have some friends here who would really like to do that project. We'd just have to find a centrifuge or maybe a mass spectrometer? I don't know; I'm not a scientist.

On the other hand, is that a can of worms we'd want to open?

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[resnipstance]

[A very obviously-alien looking girl pops up on Cisco's screen. Orange skin, strange white markings, stripey horns, the lot.]

What's a senior prom?

It's a pity they can't release you from the Marsiva early just so you can go to the dance, though. Maybe I can broadcast some of it for you!

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[benames]

[ ok so cisco may have to bite his fist for a moment or two or six before answering because he thinks he knows what universe you come from, ma'am and he happens to be a fan and also you're so awesome.

he'd totally have taken Ahsoka to space prom, ok. ]

It's um - basically teenagers getting together, the popular ones getting dates and stuff while the less popular ones stay at home and eat their weight in nachos.

[resnipstance]

[Ahsoka's nose wrinkles in confusion.]

... I don't get it. That... doesn't really sound very fun.

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[beathach]

I don't think they have frozen tequila cubes, unless the freezers are more powerful than I've been lead to believe.

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[benames]

Dude, we're in space. If space has spaceships and reality tv and space jello that taste like peanut butter, it can have frozen tequila cubes.

[ man, together with lemon cubes. now that would be a feat ]

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[beathach]

Sadly, I can't even argue that.

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[winn]

[ oh hello new best friend ]

The music there's pretty lame, but you can always crank it and alternative-prom it up.

[ aka - his senior prom experience. ]

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[benames]

prom night with elevator music and space-jello.

[ a hum ]

not my worst prom experience.

[ he still remembers the one homecoming picture of dante his parents wanted to frame. that was a painful year. ]

though moon-party sounds hands-down awesome.

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[winn]

Mine either.

[ he nods sympathetically, as sad as that is to admit. though, his moon-party experience promises to be pretty amazing. too bad you can't be there, dude. ]

If there're any tequila cubes, I'll try to save you one. But if there aren't, we have a couple bars floating around with us.

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[ladybro]

Dude. Is that a fake-out grilled cheese?

[ respect. ]

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[benames]

[ ok you? you he likes ]

I am going to make a petition to get us marshmallow cubes and gel so we can make fake-out s'mores. it's totally crucial to my reality-show-space-experience.

[video]

[pompous_today]

Partying in the middle of the toxic planet isn't all it's cracked up to be, honestly.

[video]

[benames]

What!

[ oh come on, Simon. see his point, it's a totally legit one ]

Partying on an apocalyptic moon is awesome. I mean if I could choose a prom theme, it would be in my top five.

[ that is probably why no one will ask cisco to choose themes for a prom ]

[brainiest]

I'm not sure that tequila cubes are really on the menu, but I'll let you know if they are. [ She's doing her very best not to laugh, but - ] And if it makes you feel better, I don't have a date either.

[benames]

[ you know, young british girl, there is something eerily familiar about you. now what is it. ]

if they're not, they should be. I mean it's one thing to have a party on a toxic, post-apocalyptic moon but it won't be the same without tequila and lemongrass cubes. I wonder what sort of music they play. Ok, you should definitely take notes about the music as well.

[ as for the other comment, wow. space, you failed him ]

Hi, I'd definitely dance with you if I weren't stuck on the mothership-of-not-invited.

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[wolvenmemory]

I think I've had enough frozen, micro-processed, cubed anything for the rest of my lifetime.

If they're going bother to serve alcohol there, I'd rather the liquid variety.

[Video]

[benames]

Hey, they're not totally bad. though I admit, I could go for soup or for a normal slice of cake or three but at least it tastes like something.

[ rather than just bland tofu which would have been tragic and really sad ]

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[revivo]

Be careful what you wish for. The Atroma might start getting ideas and give us booze-flavored protein instead of the real deal.

[not that they provide the real deal, either.]

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[benames]

hey I believe there is a solid 75% of this being better than nothing.

[ ... ]

85% since there is a largest chance of people having too many of those cubes and having their bad-decision-making-moments aired to the entire galaxy.