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[benames]

Who: Cisco Ramon
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: the marsiva
When: current

[ today you can see cisco ramon putting tons of cheddar gel between two wheat solids, pressing them all together into a sandwich before heating them up on the highest setting available. it's not really grilled cheese but it's as close as it comes.

he's already eating out of a plate of frozen banana cubes ]

ok so eating all of this alone while everyone else is partying is absolutely my senior prom all over again just in space-setting.

[ oh to be a nerd, even in space. ]

so - what do we call ourselves? the fleeters? this is just for future knowledge, I am not in any way implying that title is.

[ the space microwave beeps ]

are they going to serve frozen tequila cubes in that party? because if so then a) awesome and b) I think those should definitely be provided to those of us who are stuck here on board of the SS No-Date.

Just saying.

Comments

[Video]

[wolvenmemory]

I think I've had enough frozen, micro-processed, cubed anything for the rest of my lifetime.

If they're going bother to serve alcohol there, I'd rather the liquid variety.

[Video]

[benames]

Hey, they're not totally bad. though I admit, I could go for soup or for a normal slice of cake or three but at least it tastes like something.

[ rather than just bland tofu which would have been tragic and really sad ]

[Video]

[wolvenmemory]

Something is true enough.

[He can't say that the cheddar gel he just saw is restoring his faith in space food, however.]

But I'm beginning to see why a lot of the people here bring fresh food on board whenever we get to go planet-side. The stuff we got on board gets old faster than military rations during wartime.

[Video]

[benames]

Man, I get that but at the same time, I really hope people are not going to store tons of food from a moon that has a serious toxins problem.

[ he really doesn't want to grow a second head and he might want to have children one day ]

[Video]

[wolvenmemory]

If any of your fleetmates bring a lot of food on board, the inhabitants of this planet are still alive after decades living here, if it's any consolation.

[Though he can't say he's especially trusting of the food here, either. The inhabitants here do seem a bit odd, but he hasn't seen anyone with malformed limbs. ...yet.]

In the meantime, you can enjoy the ship's complimentary fruit cubes.

[Video]

[benames]

yeah, though I won't dare to even question their health because I'm pretty sure one of them will punch me in the face.

[ and with good reason ]

and they even taste like peanut butter.

[ :) ]

[Video]

[wolvenmemory]

Think they'd have to drag you into into a makeshift boxing ring first.

They seem to be choosey about their violence.

[Video]

[benames]

Choosey is - good. I think? depends on what you mean. is it like 'they're not that violence' choosey or - 'they have really weird taste in violence choosey?'

[ worriedly ]

because the second option is kinda creepy.

[Video]

[wolvenmemory]

[He laughs.]

Not the latter.

I've just not seen many people settle personal scores by dragging someone off to a paintball game.

[Video]

[benames]

--- ok that's legit.

[ firm nod ]

I would definitely go for that method of solving problem.

[Video]

[wolvenmemory]

Could always do with a little more friendly competition.

Rather be dragged off to one of those than this dance thing they're putting on. Wanna say you're probably not going to miss too much.

[Video]

[benames]

hey if they have alcohol in this thing, I'm going to be asking for an encore.

[ firm nod ]

trust me, you should go. it might be cool. if not, it can always be back to the bridge.